Al Gore – High on Carbon Offsets!

Just look at this photo! He’s in friggin’ orbit!

He looks so zonked he could breathe on a brick and make it fly.

And he’s laughing – but trying not to! I can almost hear his nasal passages squee with barely-withheld snotty snickering.

Yes, boys and girls, this is your brain on Carbon Offsets!

There only one thing to do:

More Marketa

I just can’t resist. When I tested my link to Marketa I sniffed around and found this. How did I miss it the first time?

Pretty nice, eh? That’s Mohammad (or Mohamed?) she’s holding there.

I like this shot, too. But it’s not by Marketa.

The above shot is from ebaumsworld - as can be observed by the convenient logo.

Now. For another Victoria’s Secret Angel:

Mohammed’s Winky

Update II: We have a new record. I think it was the Weasel surge.

Update: This post has brought todays hit count to within one hit of being tied for most hits. I’d like to believe it is because of these lovely photos by Marketa. If it isn’t – don’t tell me. I can afford to deny reality in this one instance.

(Source= Marketa Uhlirova)

I’ve liked this photo since I saw it – several years ago, I think. She’s beautiful, and the composition is subtly…complex. Marketa has some really nice photos. Check out the link.

Here’s another:

But…the photo I really wanted to post here is gone. I had a photo – a kind of a tintype thingy – that depicted a robed and towel-headed person doing disgusting things with a mule or dromedary – I can’t remember which.

I had that photo for about 6 months – 1 year in my li’l “photos file”. I think I deleted it in a cleaning surge about two weeks ago. Rats. This has happened several times lately – especially since I started using a lot of photos on this blog.

Anyway – its gone. No Wait!

Backups! I do a thing the adults call “backups”!

Holy sheep shit. I’ll be back…

Ah-ha! Here it is:

The Political Ramifications!

I should talk about politics and current events. Science and Medicine. Philosophy and Art.

But every time I think about being serious, the image below comes to mind:

(Source = unknown)

Thats Ted “Swimmer” Kennedy. He’s being chopper’ed in to DC for a senate vote or something. I read somewhere a long time ago that they lower him in through the dome of the Senate building – right down onto the senate floor. I think Ann Coulter wrote that in one of her columns. She’s hot. Especially for 45.

But here’s my – uh, favorite is not really an apt description – of him:

Thats from the Rush Limbaugh site somewhere.

I wish the fat fuck would retire. But that’s just me.

A Public Reminder!

In keeping with my habit of civic-minded idiocy, I once again draw your attention to the following two photos:

Now this is a test.

Which one is the Aardvark?

Which one is the Asshat?

Look carefully. Differences are crucial.

Report your conclusions in the comments.

Answers on the next page.

The Barbed Cock of Satan™?

Is this The Barbed Cock of Satan™(*) symbol?

I think its a pretty neat symbol – but thats just me. It looks like someone got really, really frustrated with an allen wrench – like the ones you get in assemble-it-yourself Scandi bookshelves.

I got it here. But don’t peek!

Question of the day: why does Allen get his own wrench? What’s so special about him?

Why doesn’t Fred! get a wrench? Of course, he could always take one.

(*)trademark of Ace of Spades, 1 million BC – 2007AD

Oh, shit! I forgot:

Sexually Transmitted Cooties Suck

Just a word to the wise – and a public service announcement.

(And I have no idea where I got this photo – else I would do the honorable thing and give credit where credit is due.)