Sexually Transmitted Cooties Suck

By Steamboat McGoo

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Just a word to the wise – and a public service announcement.

(And I have no idea where I got this photo – else I would do the honorable thing and give credit where credit is due.)

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This is Christina Ricci. Hard to believe this is sweet li’l Wednesday, from Addams family, eh?

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Update: I added another one because it’s not Arbor Day.

Update II: I’m quite confident that neither of these digital images have cooties. I can only hope that neither does Christina. She looks fine from here.

Update III: A whopping 4 hits so far. BTW: I have no idea what Christina Ricci’s politics are – nor do I want to. I guess its too much to hope that she’s not a liberal. Not that it matters.

I like this kitty:

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I obviously got this photo from humandescent.com, although I cannot recall ever going there. I figured it was from Something Awful – a really funny site.

Last update: 13 hits on “sex” and “cooties”. Meh. Hitters – that’s you folks – are a fickle bunch. I shall endeavor to understand you no longer.