Now everyone except my remaining quite elderly aunts and uncles have seen Unicorn in C-major – otherwise known as the Fucking A Unicorn video. But did you know it was available for the hearing-impaired?
Yes, boys and girls, you can finally find out what the sign language gestures are for fucking a unicorn – right here.
Now there’s a reason I’m not just putting the video here via Youtube or sumpin. It took me three tries before I figured it out. It’s been a really duh weekend. I don’t know why. Maybe one of my remaining cerebral neurons died.
These guys (Stuckey & Murray) Have done several strange videos. I’d seen one other – the “All the cuss words I know” video – which didn’t play well at the time when I saw it. Tech problems. if I recall.
So, in keeping with the mature-content nature of this blog, here it is – in color!
And here’s some hard-core smut. Because why should I keep all that explicitly filthy animated side-bar action to myself? Heh. My past benign copy-and-paste efforts really didn’t convey the true active nature of smut website viewing, did it? It’s truly a sewer out there.
Tags: Pancreas
February 17, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I… I… I…
What can I say? That was… hideous. I mean, did you see the colors he was putting together? And not one color matched his eyes. Bad attire like that is criminal. And his hair! Don’t get me started on his hair. Children should never be exposed to wardrobes like this.
As a lip reader I am glad to see that they included sign language. Of course since my parents never got me in to actually learn ASL, it doesn’t help me. I have a profoundly deaf co-worker who could appreciate it, however.
- LK
February 17, 2008 at 12:16 pm
That was my exact first impression of this (ahem) artistic effort.
I … I … I …
But I still love it.
Ya know – I always assumed/hoped that this video (Unicorn) was perhaps a college final project at some performing arts school. And that the two guys who did it got an ‘F’ because they so offended the professor. maybe they even got kicked out. And then went on to make millions…
This little fantasy pleased me a great deal….
February 17, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Get this… I have been wandering around the house humming “Unicorn”. It sticks to you like hot tar.
Proof that you gotta watch what goes into your head because sometimes it won’t come out.
- LK
February 17, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Hell yes. I had unicorn (tune and selected lyrics) in my head for days the first time I saw it.
Presently I still have Ode to Joy in mine – along with images from Clockwork Orange where Alex’ gang kicks the living crap out of the rival gang.
February 17, 2008 at 1:29 pm
It’s a beautiful thing, teeth-gritting Rambo-esque wabbits. RPG’s to classical music was a nice touch.
Would you believe that I have yet to watch Clockwork Orange? How sad is that, eh?
- LK
February 17, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I was afraid you would tell me you’d not seen CO.
Go rent it now. You will thank me. You will kiss my ass in worshipful gratitude.
Hint: watch it on a big screen with a GOOD sound system. You’ll be listening to a lot of very good classical music that is absolutely essential for the full impact of the flick.
…and if you routinely indulge in any … um … substances … to relax, then be sure to do so.
BTW: you will be hooked – mesmerized – from the first 60 seconds of the film.
February 17, 2008 at 3:12 pm
McGoo, you’re a great guy and all but… …
I’ll just say it, I won’t worship your ass nor kiss it. There, I said it. I don’t come from a long line of ass-kissers (which is probably why we, as a family, are not hugely obscenely rich, now that I think about it). You’ll have to settle for an e:handshake.
I keep meaning to see CO, as I like Malcolm McDowell quite a bit. I have some very good headphones so I don’t wake the kids.
Does it have a happy ending? I love happy endings.
(sarcasm, very heavy sarcasm)
While we are suggesting movies, try to check out “I am Legend” with Will Smith. It is essentially a remake of “Omega Man” with Charleton Heston, but it is a very strong movie. There are parts of it that just creep you out with the “I got nowhere to run” aspect of it all. Smith is quite an actor – not many actors could carry 90% of a movie all by themselves.
- LK
February 17, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I read I Am legend back when it was almost new. It was published in teh 50’s and I read it in the 60’s. I saw Omega Man and hated it.
I’ll see IAL (The Will Smith version) when it hits DVD. And I’ll readily grant that WS is a very good actor.
I was just being assertive about kissing ass. But you really should see CO: its an important flick, IMHO. And its very good. I believe it’s stood the test of time.
February 17, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I admit it, I’ve never seen the effing a unicorn video. The all the cuss words I know video was hilarious and anyone who’s email address I have will have their inbox clogged with that this evening. That includes you Lemur King!
February 17, 2008 at 6:36 pm
That’ll teach you, LK!
You really should not ever have admitted that you’ve never watched Clockwork Orange.
The thing about Unicorn in C-major is that it’s so outrageously offensive that it’s funny.
Spread it (curse video)around, p-m. The more of these important and useful words people know, the better.
Which brings up an expression that is near and dear to my heart –
A tinker’s damn.
That expression says so much about cursing, tinkers, things tinker’s tinker with, and history, than any other expression I can think of offhand.
BTW: Wiki will mention an alternative spelling: “a tinker’s dam” and then explain it. I call bullshit on that for several reasons – not that anyone is interested.
February 17, 2008 at 7:16 pm
PJM – what, exactly, was my transgression. How hath I offended thee?
Anytime someone says “and that includes you too” it means trouble. It’s axiomatic.
SBMG – fear not, even assertive folks demanding ass-kissing just roll off of me like water on a duck’s back.
- LK
February 17, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Dang. I’d seen it. And totally forgotten it.
I surf too much…
February 17, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Nah, Weaz. Everyone else surfs too little.
Another of the things I like about unicorn in c-major is that those two doofii seem to be having entirely too much fun. You just know they had a blast makin’ it.
I want to post the Chris Walken “Too much Cowbell” video but can’t come up with a good reason. I mean – everybody did that ages ago.
February 17, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Or the German “Wanken Die Winky” video! Now there’s a video a person can sit and enjoy.
Stella, Stella, wanken die winky….!
February 17, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Anytime someone says “and that includes you too” it means trouble.
That sounds like someone has some guilt issues. Were you raised Catholic too?
I want to post the Chris Walken “Too much Cowbell” video but can’t come up with a good reason.
I like the reason………because it’s my blog and you can like so totally eff off if you don’t like it. I specifically put an “OLD” tag on The Hostages and now Pj momma’s because I’m so over people saying something is old.
What’s the point, just because you’ve seen it doesn’t mean everyone else has for crying out loud.
*smooths hair, straightens dress out, sits upright*
It’s ok, I’m calm now.
February 17, 2008 at 10:50 pm
PJM -
No, not raised Catholic… let’s just say that my mother made life “interesting”. What it means is that there’s never an excuse to not feel guilty about something. You end up with this urge to analyze your life until all hope of joy has been crushed.
“It’s ok, I’m calm now.”
Rough day? You sound a bit wound-up.
February 18, 2008 at 11:34 am
The unicorn vid was hilarious, methinks. But then, what do I know?
Say, McGoo, with your scientific bent, you might like this …
February 18, 2008 at 11:35 am
“www.spaceweather.com”
February 18, 2008 at 11:49 am
Yeah! I bookmarked it. Handy site to know.
Thanks!