DNC Moondust Is In The Wind
Check this out! This is from those cunning technologists over at NASA Science - where the journalists are always saying, “Huh?”
Ya see, when the Solar Wind smacks up against the Lunar surface, all sorts of shit happens! And folks are paying serious attention!
Why such attention? Spann (someone over at NASA who permitted himself to be degraded by an interview with a journalist) explains: “Humans will return to the moon in a few years and have to know what to expect. How do you live and work in a place filled with moondust? How do you wipe your ass? What about that itching, burning sensation? We’re trying to find out.”
“Moondust was a real nuisance for Apollo astronauts,” adds Abbas. “It stuck to everything – spacesuits, equipment, instruments, wieners, butt cracks - you name it!.” The sharp-edged grains scratched the snot out of expensive faceplates, clogged bowels, blackened faces and made smut magazines all but unreadable. “The troublesome clinginess had a lot to do with moondust’s electrostatic charge. And spunk, of course.”
The red dot in the center of the photo is a dust particle. There are many like it, but this one is theirs.
Here is some porn.
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April 11, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Hey McGoo! Didja know that gravity does not suck, it’s really just neutrinos pushing you around? It’s must be true because I read it on the Internets!
April 11, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Wonderful game a few years ago called “Redneck Rampage”. It was based on you, Leonard and your buddy Bubba (who is as intelligent as a geranium). Aliens have kidnapped a few townsfolk and cloned them. At one point Leonard remarks from a spacecraft as it sails by: “JEES-us, how the hell are you supposed to take a DUMP in ZE-RO grav-ity?”
Perhaps the makers of the game were attuned to this moondust problem way ahead of you, guy… just a thought. Don’t know that it means anything. Just thinking.
I’m gonna stop now. Thinking hurts.
April 11, 2008 at 5:58 pm
“someone over at NASA who permitted himself to be degraded by an interview with a journalist”
I forgot that I wanted to remark on this… to be a scientist or engineer and have a reporter F**K up everything you say until it sounds like you are dumb as dirt and the antichrist, it has to be about as humiliating and demoralizing as submitting to molestation by clumsy goats.