Space Crap! Crowding The Space Twat Of Ecstasy Since 1957!

By Steamboat McGoo

Just take a gander at this festering, infested dirtball we call Home.

Can you believe that! The article says something about over 4000 satellites being out there in orbit at various places. Most of them are inactive – junk.

I am stunned serious!

There’s a shit-pot more photos over at the link. Click on the ones here for greatly – greatly, I say – expanded detail.

The article says:

Between the launch of Sputnik on 4 October 1957 and 1 January 2008, approximately 4600 launches have placed some 6000 satellites into orbit, of which about 400 are travelling beyond geostationary orbit or on interplanetary trajectories.

Today, it is estimated that only 800 satellites are operational – roughly 45 percent of these are both in LEO and GEO. Space debris comprise the ever-increasing amount of inactive space hardware in orbit around the Earth as well as fragments of spacecraft that have broken up, exploded or otherwise become abandoned. About 50 percent of all trackable objects are due to in-orbit explosion events (about 200) or collision events (less than 10).

This is porn. Uncrowded porn.

BTW: Posting/commenting will be light-to-nonexistent for the next few days. I will be popping down to S MO some time in the next week as soon as the weather clears. Busy, busy, busy…

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6 Responses to “Space Crap! Crowding The Space Twat Of Ecstasy Since 1957!”

  1. Lemur King Says:

    Holy CRAP. Look at all those discarded stages.

  2. Gibby Haynes Says:

    Target-rich environment for the Missile Defense folks.

  3. Lemur King Says:

    Hooray! I may have potential job security yet! I mean, we gotta keep building targets for the MD folks, right?

    I’m thinking it has to parallel how the civil engineers build targets for the missile/armament engineers/scientists.

  4. Steamboat McGoo Says:

    LK – you have introduced me to a new and exciting way to view civil engineers!

    Target-designers.

  5. mesablue Says:

    Well, if evil space guys ever show up, they’ll be intimidated by our “defense fleet.”

  6. Steamboat McGoo Says:

    That is a damned good point, mesa.

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