Roger Waters’ Pig Loose! DNC Cry, ‘Fowl’! RNC Cry, ‘It’s A Swine, You Idiots!’
The famous Pink Floyd Pig - a standard accessory at all PF and PF-member concerts - got away from handlers and just floated away the other day! They still haven’t found it.
* Now how hard can it be to find a 2-story tall, 2-school bus wide pig-shaped balloon? *
The whole article is here - at BreitBarts - where everyone is comfortably numb!
And now a word from our sponsor - me.
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UPDATE: It’s not too late! The donations are still coming in!
I think now know we at Aardvarks & Asshats can do a bit better than “just” the Moronosphere in raising bucks - the ol’ moola, sheckles, payola - and most importantly - Escudos!, for Stashiu and his adopted kids!
I mean, if ya got time to slobber over porn, then ya got time to donate a few bucks. yes?
So who’s with me? Go here and hit the Amazon thingy to the right.
Hard - like you mean it.
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In other words - have some porn. And may your digestive efforts be rewarded with success.
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May 2, 2008 at 2:20 am
Breitbart… comfortably numb or comfortably dumb
May 2, 2008 at 3:03 am
Either one works for me.
May 2, 2008 at 4:06 am
Hey McGoo, got my bushel of rejects on this donation thing as well. I hope this turns out exceptionally well for Stashiu.
Actually an interesting thought came about after seeing the picture of this floating sow. You want to “strike fear and terror into a man’s heart”, primarily if he is Muslim?
This inflated swine (and I am not talking about Rosie O’Donnell) would be just the ticket. Think of the setting; explosions going off, whizzing gunfire everywhere, and what crests the hill in front of the Jihadi but a fucking GINORMOUS devil pig!!!!
They would scatter leaves in a stiff breeze. It would be psychological warfare at it’s finest.
May 2, 2008 at 11:26 am
Oh, yeah! We could call it “The Pig Of Democratic Terror!”
I saw the Stashiu thing at your place! Well penned. I’m hoping (I am always hopeful. It’s a character flaw.) the Moronosphere can cover a really good chunk of the attorney bills. I’m also hoping that any MoronoLawyes out there will gift a little pro bono work for the couple. It’s for the kids, y’know.
I also saw that most-excellent cleavage you posted. It’s so nice to be master of your fate and captain of your soul- yes?
May 2, 2008 at 11:30 am
Absolutely. My brother decided to put that one on there, and not to be outdone I had to do an expose on Israeli military women.
Those women just strike you in so many places with their awesomeness that it’s almost painful. Actually they are usually my answer to anyone that has issue with either judaism or Israel. You would be suprised at how quickly people quell down when they realize that the target of their misguided hatred are that beautiful.
May 2, 2008 at 11:58 am
Yep. I’ve seen several articles on Israeli mil-women. Serious hotness factor.
There’s just sumpin about a woman in uniform that makes me want to go out and get into trouble around a female cop.
Did you see my Pearl harbor Day tribute to US servicewomen? Check it out.
(They’re after the break at the end of the article)
http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2007/12/06/december-7th-a-day-of-infamy/
May 3, 2008 at 1:55 am
that was SWEET! A little aside: when I was working a LOGCAP contract in Iraq I had a little “sand bunny” (what we called the mil-chicks) that wouldn’t leave me alone. Didn’t know why this nice petite little girl kept insisting on talking to me until she showed up to my room one night in her workout clothes with an M-4 strapped to her back.
That night was quite a bit of fun and has colored my tastes in women for 4 years to date.
May 3, 2008 at 4:24 am
Oh-ho! You’ve got a mil-monkey on your back! Can’t leave ‘em alone, I bet.
I, too, have pleasant memories of a couple mil-chicks, but mine worked the Pentagon back in the 90’s when I was mil consulting. No sand, or weapons except one of ‘em wore a sidearm.
I do love a woman in uniform.
May 3, 2008 at 6:45 am
I mean I hate to hijack a hippie saying, but can’t we make love AND war?