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Out Of Town Again!!

A rare bird - looks like a bald eagle - is slated to get a Titanium Schnoz, as reported by Science Daily - where dedicated journalists stick their noses where the sun don’t shine - so you don’t have to! They can call the bird Jaws! No, wait! Its from Science-Reuters - where science is just one big social agenda item!

I will be out of town Monday thru Wednesday of this week. My stack of “properties to look at and reject out-of-hand” has grown again, and I need to freshly manipulate (the technical term is ‘fuck with’) that asshole seller that still won’t meet my price on my 40 acres that he happens to have title to.

But I will take my laptop (with an external mouse this time!) so I can not post for no reason.

See ya Wednesday.

Oh! here:

Make your own! Here!

Meanwhile, here’s some smut.

Update! : I knew it! I knew that the sound I heard this morning was a li’l earthquake! It lasted too long to be anything else - except maybe a thermonuclear explosion. And it couldn’t be a TnE because I wasn’t glowing! okbai!

I live near O’Fallon, BTW.

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6 Responses to “Out Of Town Again!!”

  1. Old Iron Says:
    May 5, 2008 at 8:26 am

    Good luck on the house deal McGoo. REALLY looking forward to the housewarming party.

    I’ll bring the inflatable bouncy toys.

  2. Lemur King Says:
    May 5, 2008 at 9:45 am

    Run roughshod over the seller. Just be yourself, you’ll be great.

    You seem to have found a soul-mate in that bird. Having a big chunk of metal in my arm, I can safely say “Prosthesisees Unite”. I couldn’t say that easily though. Ow.

    Best of luck - Get back safe and soon.

  3. Drew458 Says:
    May 6, 2008 at 11:57 am

    Have fun house hunting. And don’t worry about the blog, I did a fill-in post for you.

  4. S. Weasel Says:
    May 6, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Mooning thread over at Nice Deb’s. Wouldn’t want you to miss it, out on the road.

  5. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    May 6, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    Thanks for the heads-up, Weasel! I put in my two cheeks, ..er, I mean two cents.

  6. Lemur King Says:
    May 7, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    McGoo, I found this article, and I think Coypu is trying to hide his name by switching letters around in a not too subtle way. Pretty damned sneaky, hiding out in plain sight like that. Damn that Coypu.

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080507/D90GHEFO0.html

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