Peter Pan’s Secret Lair Is Inside Earth!

Scientists think the earth is filled with chewy goodness and peanuts! The whole article is here - at LiveScience - where the information runs at 220VAC and has no safety interlock.

“Imagine a pot of water boiling,” explains researcher Allen McNamara of Arizona State University, sipping his beer and then passing out.

He - unfortunately - never continued with his explanation.

Lets move on to Science daily, where - during the war - the journalists collaborated with the Lilliputians. Here is a more complex explanation for all that stuff I didn’t mention above:

It seems the early solar system - like the earth that didn’t exist back then - was mucho complicated and looked a lot like a flush after I’ve taken one too many Metformin.

Ya see - it’s a lot clearer with photos!

Now for a review of what has been learned:

a) Very few scientists float when dropped from helicopters,

b) Early planetary formation very much resembled what occurs inside my small intestine on a regular basis.

c) Blog posts need not make any sense whatsoever.

Here’s some porn.