Comments on: You Have Flies In Your Eyes! http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/you-have-flys-in-your-eyes/ The moving finger writes, and then - having written - gestures! Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:39:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU By: Lemur King http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/you-have-flys-in-your-eyes/#comment-2025 Lemur King Thu, 08 May 2008 14:31:18 +0000 http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/?p=1262#comment-2025 You know, if I were a fly and everything looked like that to me, I'd lie patiently until someone could go get the flyswatter Maybe buzz a little to get their attention. You know, if I were a fly and everything looked like that to me, I’d lie patiently until someone could go get the flyswatter Maybe buzz a little to get their attention.

]]> By: Steamboat McGoo http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/you-have-flys-in-your-eyes/#comment-2022 Steamboat McGoo Thu, 08 May 2008 13:39:51 +0000 http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/?p=1262#comment-2022 You could very well be right, Old iron. It would have fit right in with the pre-renaissance period. My memory could very well be addled by my recent tick encounter. Gibby! The TurdTwister is really intended for younger users - who allegedly have stretchier assholes than us adults. I had my eye on that Lightning Turd also. Subsequently sliced into "lightning" strips resembling bolts, it would form a lovely garnish on snack trays. You could very well be right, Old iron. It would have fit right in with the pre-renaissance period. My memory could very well be addled by my recent tick encounter.

Gibby! The TurdTwister is really intended for younger users - who allegedly have stretchier assholes than us adults.

I had my eye on that Lightning Turd also. Subsequently sliced into “lightning” strips resembling bolts, it would form a lovely garnish on snack trays.

]]> By: Gibby Haynes http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/you-have-flys-in-your-eyes/#comment-2019 Gibby Haynes Thu, 08 May 2008 13:03:56 +0000 http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/?p=1262#comment-2019 Easy insertion my ass. That thing's got a big circumference. Mind you, it's a great idea, and I can't think why nobody has though of it before. The closest analogue is Play Doh, and the biggest problem with that is that kids just end up eating it. And by golly, they won't eat their own bunkies. Well, unless they're all like that one kid at school. Love Turd, Lightning Turd, Lucky Turd - all respectable pet names. Easy insertion my ass. That thing’s got a big circumference.
Mind you, it’s a great idea, and I can’t think why nobody has though of it before. The closest analogue is Play Doh, and the biggest problem with that is that kids just end up eating it. And by golly, they won’t eat their own bunkies. Well, unless they’re all like that one kid at school.
Love Turd, Lightning Turd, Lucky Turd - all respectable pet names.

]]> By: Old Iron http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/you-have-flys-in-your-eyes/#comment-2018 Old Iron Thu, 08 May 2008 12:37:36 +0000 http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/?p=1262#comment-2018 I thought it was the precursor idea that birthed the decoratively-shaped pasta era in 14th century Milano Italy. -It was such a lovely era... I thought it was the precursor idea that birthed the decoratively-shaped pasta era in 14th century Milano Italy.

-It was such a lovely era…

]]> By: Steamboat McGoo http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/you-have-flys-in-your-eyes/#comment-2017 Steamboat McGoo Thu, 08 May 2008 12:27:02 +0000 http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/?p=1262#comment-2017 The TurdTwister actually dates back to early Mesopotamia during the reign of Arglebargle IV ("The Irrelevant"), who died prematurely when he idly asked the question, "I wonder what it would feel like to have my head stuffed up my ass?" in front of his overenthusiastic palace guard. The TurdTwister actually dates back to early Mesopotamia during the reign of Arglebargle IV (”The Irrelevant”), who died prematurely when he idly asked the question, “I wonder what it would feel like to have my head stuffed up my ass?” in front of his overenthusiastic palace guard.

]]> By: Old Iron http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/you-have-flys-in-your-eyes/#comment-2016 Old Iron Thu, 08 May 2008 06:05:10 +0000 http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/?p=1262#comment-2016 I never knew that there was a product out there that could readily manipulate the malleable medium of feces into decorative shapes for pleasure and amusement! -The "Must-Have Product" for 2008. That and the RC forklift that was featured over at Lemur's place. I never knew that there was a product out there that could readily manipulate the malleable medium of feces into decorative shapes for pleasure and amusement!

-The “Must-Have Product” for 2008.

That and the RC forklift that was featured over at Lemur’s place.

]]> By: Just What You Need - A *USB* George Foreman Grill « Lemur King’s Folly http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/you-have-flys-in-your-eyes/#comment-2015 Just What You Need - A *USB* George Foreman Grill « Lemur King’s Folly Thu, 08 May 2008 06:00:43 +0000 http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/?p=1262#comment-2015 [...] have a need for a Twisted Turd (Turd Twister™)I know how to go about it.  Just bounce around on his page until you find a blue button thingy with a star on [...] [...] have a need for a Twisted Turd (Turd Twister™)I know how to go about it.  Just bounce around on his page until you find a blue button thingy with a star on [...]

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