DNC Blowing It Out Their Asses - Again!
I just couldn’t resist.
Such a fine graphic - and from one of my favorite sites: Watts Up With That?
I have nothing whatsoever to say tonight. Rats.
Well, I could say that I have a severe case of diarrhea. I apparently OD’ed on my Metformin again, and it’s responded by hosing out my GI tract. I sit down and pass quarts of water. Sorry if that’s TMI.
I’ve thought about this diabetes thing and decided it’s not for me. I’m gonna resign and see if I can get at least part of my entry fee back. No, wait…
This is the second balloon-armchair guy to go way up in a balloon-powered lawn chair.
Here is some strange porn. It’s oily porn, with swords.
Tags: Bovine Flatulence
May 11, 2008 at 12:16 am
Awww..sorry about the liquid ass, McGoo. I tend to get the same experience if I accidently ingest dairy to any degree. Not fun. Make sure to properly rehydrate. Can you drink something like Pedialyte without screwing up your sugar?
May 11, 2008 at 2:13 am
Yes, I’m being careful about hydration. I get nasty leg cramps (charlie horses from Hell) when the wa-wa level goes down too far. Matt of fact, I think that’s why I’m awake now: water alarm.
And - yes - I can take stuff for the diarrhea but I don’t like to. This willl pass quickly since I didn’t take anymore of that Metformin crap. I’ll resume it tomorrow with food.
May 11, 2008 at 9:54 am
Feelin’ yer pain bro (not literally right now, but I COMPLETELY understand IYKWIMAITYD). Just think, some Californians pay good money for that… they call it a “high colonic”. Remember that there’s always room for Jello.
Did you know that a good stress-reduction plan can lower your HbA1C a full percentage point? I used to teach the psychological implications of newly-diagnosed diabetes.
May 11, 2008 at 11:04 am
I didn’t know about the stress-reduction plan, but I do know that if I can find the original receipt for my body I’m gonna sue the manufacturer.
(Generally, I don’t let stress build up too badly, Stash. Right now I’m in “anticipation” mode, though.)
Yeah, the Left Coast folks are strange. The *would* enjoy this.
It’s mostly better now. I knew if I got some bulk in me and backed off the pills for 12-16 hrs it would ease up.
Thanks for the concern and advice, Stash!
May 11, 2008 at 11:23 am
Umm… talking about suing the manufacturer on Mother’s Day? Ixnay on the ooingsay.
Usjay Ayingsay’
May 11, 2008 at 11:30 am
Yep - M-day is not the time.
Shoulda said, “Designer”.
May 11, 2008 at 12:13 pm
There’s nothing like turning into a root beer dispenser to brighten the day. Mine fires up with the ingestion of wheat (gluten). Mine is easily corrected.
May 11, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Yup. Nobody enjoys fizzy gravy. Luckily I only get it when I’ve eaten a particularly hot curry.
Keep smilin’ McG.
May 11, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Always smilin’!
Truth be told, the discomfort is minor compared to the cheerfulness with which I brown-water hose down the commode and giggle at the gushing waterworks sounds I make!
Always look on the bright side of life - even when it’s in a state of “fluidity”!!
May 12, 2008 at 12:20 am
I always get it when I go back to work overseas. Something about the food always makes me sand blast the toilet.
When you work out here your two best friends are alcohol and immodium.
May 12, 2008 at 12:23 am
Hey Gnus - a question for you… I went off wheat for a bit since I was told several years ago that I did have an allergy to wheat. Stopped it for several weeks. I since learned that to do that kind of is a one-way ticket to a non-wheat lifestyle. When you consume gluten and/or wheat, about how long does it take for the bomb to actually drop, so to speak?
I’m trying to figure out if this weekend was a medicine-related issue, food poisoning, or possibly the joy of wheatarrhea…