McGoo Is Relocating! Please Stand By…

Tomorrow (Wed) I need to finish off a bunch of tiny tasks before the movers arrive.The moving truck will be here Thursday morning bright and early. When they finish and leave, I’ll be outa here within the hour.

I have a shitload of stuff to do in S. MO Thursday afternoon and Friday (not least of which is buy my new home). The movers unload at the new place Saturday.

I suspect I’ll be in deep Internet withdrawal by Monday,, so you can pretty much bet I’ll get something going then as far as Net service and phone and such. IF I go wireless I may be on-line by Monday afternoon, but no bets.

God I’m gonna be busy for a while. Right now my whole life is packed in a box somewhere in St. Charles Missouri or Spicewood Texas.

Here is some porn.

Superhuman People Are Among Us!

You know its true because Pravda says so! Read the whole thing over there – where the truth is simply an inconvenience.

I know they are among us (the super-people) because I knew one. It was my girlfriend in college my senior year. She had the ability to make me instantly fall asleep after only a few hours of athletic room-romping sex.

And in other news, my hero – the Balloon Man – was at it again last weekend. He did another lawnchair balloon flight. Why Pravda is the only place reporting it, I’ll never know.

Read about his latest flight here.

And … this is porno. And this is The Last Of The Few’s Daily Hotty.

Starbucks – Owned!

So I was coming back from Southern Missouri this morning – tired from the Fambly Re-Onion and soon-to-be-my-property informal inspection – and I noticed the Starbucks they built last year near where I live in St. Charles. It was doing a hugely unimpressive business then – it being about 9AM on Sunday morning – a time when no one drinks coffee, apparently. There were approximately no cars in the lot or drive-thru.

I read that Starbucks was closing about 600 of the places (Yay! Fuck ‘em!) and and decided that I should go into this local one and give them some shit. It was only fair, I figured. I don’t patronize Starbucks, and I thought I’d give them the benefit of my August Presence – even though it is July – before they folded up their tent and faded into the mists of yesterday. Or whatever.

But I had to go home first and prepare.

Summer cane: check.

Texas Teeth: check.

Whoopee: nope. The poor fella has to stay behind during warm weather – nowhere to hide it. I gave it a fond little squeeze (*ppbbbbt*) and put it away, wiping away a stray memory tear.

Baggy short pants with teltale “wet” stain on the front: check.

Led Zeppelin T-shirt with rip and underarm rings: check.

Troy-Bilt Tractor cap: check.

Wallet: check.

Removing ten Ones and a Fiver from my wallet, I quickly soaked them in warm water in the kitchen sink, waiting impatiently for them to soak thoroughly. Squeezing them out, I then stuck them into a small zip-lock baggy and drove over to my target.

I had not bathed that morning. I was ready.

T O B E C O N T I N U E D

Here, however, is some porn. And here is some Daily Whatever from those Last Of The Few Folks.

U.S. Flag Display – Courtesy of Last Of The Few

The above is one of the many The Last Of The Few folks put together here. I could do no better – and a lot worse – so I’ll just link there and be done with it.

Bonus here and here.

With many thanks, of course, to our eternal friends across the Atlantic! God bless ‘em, every one.

Independance Day – Uncle Sam – Can Obama Save Us?

Ever wonder who originally drew this famous guy? Me neither, but it was James Montgomery Flagg, and was first published on July 6, 1916. The whole article is here - at LiveScience – where they spare no rod and spoil no child.

Porn.

Tunguska – Obama’s Idea Of Change!

I’d been dithering on doing a post on the Tunguska event that happened 100 years ago today (well, July 1 anyway). Everyone else is posting something about it so I will too.

Seems back in 1908 something smacked the shit out of Russia in the Tunguska region. Witnesses say…scientists went there … trees knocked flat – all pointing radially outward from the center … went back again in … great amounts of bullshit of a particularly fragrant species has been written … etc.

The cool thing about Tunguska is that by-god something big for-sure happened and it really didn’t leave much trace of what it was. At least, so far as those poor idiots back in the early 20th century. Our modern, high-tech idiots have made short work of this thing, though. But – I’m not going to spoil the surprise. OK, yes I will. It was probably a meteor 60-90 meters in diameter that blew up on entry into the atmosphere. The bang was what technical folks call … big.

here is some porn, and The Last Of The Few’s Daily Whatever.