The Quicker-Fucker-Upper Has Hamster-Ass!

That up above is a hamster, boys and girls! The photo is from a science article over at Pravda – a name usually associated with bakelite plastic products and cast-iron outhouse seats!

It seems that those sneaky researchers at Georgia Tech in the US have harnessed hamster-power! Here – check it out:

US scientists at Georgia Tech have learned to use an unusual kind of energy generated by hamsters running in their wheels, British news agencies reported. Scientists put special miniature vests with sensors on the rodents and connected them to a nanogenerator to convert the biomechanical power to electric power. The authors of the experiment say that one of the hamsters generated one-twentieth of the power of a standard AA battery.

Now I happen to know a bit about power and energy and other such exotica as I lack all of the above, usually, unless I eat a lot of sugar and drink more than one cup of coffee. A twentieth of the power out of a typical AA cell is about 0.15W for an hour! That is about enough to drive an earphone of a Walkman for one CD’s-worth of music.

But that’s neither here nor there! This is Science! Look at this chart I pulled from the Duracell site:

Delivered energy from a MnO2 AA cell

Looks to me as if the Pravda article is missing sumpin! Like – y’know – a time measure on that wattage? As in Watt-hours! How long can that li’l hamster keep it up – this energy generation effort?

In spite of the fact that the amount of energy received in such an unusual way is very small (a thousand hamsters would be necessary to charge a cell phone), scientist hope that the rodent power will contribute to the studies of the use of human power and the power of large animals.

Now wait a minute! A thousand of ‘em adds up to:

1000 x 0.15W = 150W.

Whoa! It doesn’t take any 150W to charge a cellphone. It takes about a 5W charge rate for about 1-4 hours (depending), which is no more than 20W-h!

So I guess the hamster can only generate 0.15W for about:

60 minutes x 20 / 150 = 8 minutes. I’ll buy that!

Lead researcher Zhong Lin Wang (pronounced Zhong Lin Wang) said that it was the first-ever demonstration of energy received with the help of animals and a nanodevice. The scientist said that nanotechnologies would soon allow to implant special chips in(to) dildos and other sex toys clothes to capture the energy of rampant sexual ardor a human being.

So – like the movie Matrix – they think they’ll stick us all into a giant battery along with a shitload of hamsters to run their thinking machines! Hah! I’ll take the green pill and trick ‘em!

Nanotechnology, which is sometimes shortened to “Nanotech” when its not completely ignored , refers to a field whose theme is the control of matter on an atomic and molecular scale. Generally nanotechnology deals with structures of the size 100 nanometers or smaller – which is what most scientists call “really really itty-bitty” - , and involves developing materials or devices within that size.

I don’t have to worry about Pravda putting me to work on the hamster treadmill because Harbqll provided me with this photo above! I can’t see ‘em, but I bet she has a pair of really big D-cells!

The mushrooms above are atomic-powered and generate as much energy as three gerbils.

Ew. Licking the microphone, dood? You don’t know where that thing has been!

He’s gonna get a wart. The frog toad critter – I mean. That’s one of those cane toads, innit? Will an M-80 blow one up?

Check out this teeth action:

I wonder what happened to the hat belonging to the third one and the one on the right? Ate it, perhaps…

The above babe is Sarah Jean Underwood! I used to post nekkid photos of her back in the bad ol’ porn days! I didn’t realize it was her until I just now posted it and looked at the photo name. Courtesy of Playboy – I guess.

I’ve asked this before and never got an answer – but, why is lingerie pronounced long -jer-ray instead of linger-eee like it’s spelled? ‘Cause it’s fucking French?

Jeez!