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Where In The World Is Barbara Billingsly?

By Steamboat McGoo

And a message from our sponser:

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Now this photo below is worthy of your attention:

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The one below just begs for a funny caption – but I’m coming up dry:

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And this one below is nice too:

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And here is a nice button:

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And some Teeth:

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34 Responses to “Where In The World Is Barbara Billingsly?”

  1. cbullitt Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    You couldn’t resist putting that Airplane clip up could you.
    And I recognize the lean and hungry wench from yesterday’s post–holding out on us eh, trying to soft soap us eh? Well it didn’t work, I already stole the one from yesterday. At least that one girl’s windshield wipers work.

  2. Gnus Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Red card! You’ve got number two on your face!

  3. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    For the sports butting, I was thinking of the line:

    “The red team member was immediately penalized for butting the opposing team member.”

    Or, “If he could just keep his partner balanced on his face until he reached the goalie, Fred would earn the extra point and qualify for the semi-finals!”

    Yeah – I was holding out on Jakki.

    I thought about using the mud girl as a Teeth photo, but decided not.

    And – no – cbullitt. I couldn’t resist.

    I regret it now, because it took the mystery away. Think I should delete it?

  4. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Where are all these hits coming from? I’m way up for the last 2-3 days? Did someone I don’t know about link me?

    Hi, folks! Make a comment! I dare ya!

  5. Daver Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Check Technorati, it might provide a clue as to whether someone did or not, Over the last couple days I have seen a bit of traffic from South America because someone linked to me from his blog that is written in Portugese. Kind of like bonus traffic from the pigeon pic.

  6. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    I wish I could run the javascript Feedjit thingy for traffic analysis. It would tell me more about where folks are coming from. But hosted WP doesn’t allow you to embed Java script.

  7. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Daver – the link on the helicopter at your place no worky?

  8. Daver Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    It works for me, and I know people that have WP blogs that use the java based Feedjit script, perhaps WP was having a bad hair day when you initially installed it?

  9. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Well, the feedjit site itself x’s out WP-hosted for the java-based thing. Also, WP says that it doesn’t support java in hosted mode for security reasons.

    Do the people you know run Word Press on their own PCs or are they using the WP site as host. In case you don’t know:

    If their address is like mine and says: http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/

    then they(like me) are hosted by the WP site (which is free). It won’t work (AFAICT).

    If they’ve bought and downloaded the WP software and their address is like: http://myblog.com/ or like yours,

    then they are doing their own hosting on their own site.

    I’ll try it again (3rd time) if you insist you’re correct, but I’m skeptical.

    How much is WP to buy, anyway?

  10. Dalton J. Fox Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    So, am I to assume you’ve got more pics of that Jakki chick that you’re waiting to post later? I wouldn’t be opposed to “later” turning into “sooner”.

    As for the caption: “Coca-Cola: it’s better with a head up your ass.” My wit seems to be lacking today.

  11. daver1172 Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    I think this is what you are looking for as far as hosting cost. http://en.wordpress.com/products/ my site is hosted by Blogger, I don’t pay to host it, I just paid for the domain name registration, which I did mostly to protect it from being stolen.

  12. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Um, actually I don’t have any more Jakki photos. But I bet there are more on the Innertubes. Let me check:

    Yep. I downloaded them (In case I ever need to – ahem – study them.)

    Here:

    http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/files/2009/03/jakki_1.jpg

    and:

    http://aardvarks.wordpress.com/files/2009/03/jakki-degg-nude_471×665000x0471×665.jpeg

  13. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Oops. Sorry Daver – I picked a bad indicator.

    This is what’s required for javascript running.

    http://www.wordpress.org/

    (And it is free – I didn’t realize that. I’ll have to get a domain, though.)

    They will sell give you the actual WP software – so WP is not directly involved in your blog at all. THEN you can run javascript.

    I thought you were running WP in self-host mode (you own the software). I was mistaken.

  14. Sully Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Just scrolled down too fast the first time around…. ;)

  15. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Oh – that happens to me all the time.

    Sometimes I wish I really knew what I was doing. But I guess that would spoil the surprise.

  16. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    Just had (have?) a visit from someone from West Calder, UK.

    That is waaaaay the fiddly fuck up in northern England – right there next to the Land Where They Grow Scotch!

    I want to visit up there someday.

    I want to see the Spring planting of the Scotch seeds.

    And drink.

    A lot.

    I’ve read that if you drink enough Laphroaig your head actually detaches from your body and floats around in an interesting and novel fashion.

  17. cbullitt Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Sorry had to grab my head before it floated out into the back yard–where was I? Oh yeah, I’d been looking for an excuse to use a Castle Bravo shot (heh) and found the one I had was too small–found another though.

  18. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    Castle Bravo – as in the thermonuclear bangity-bang out on Bikini?

    That was quite a thumper!

    Have you ever google-earthed Bikini island? It’s kinda neat.

  19. Dalton J. Fox Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Thanks for the new pics, McGoo. Not bad. Not bad at all.

  20. cbullitt Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    Did you ever see the Japanese monster movie “The H-man?” It was inspired by the Lucky Dragon the crew of which got a way too close view of Castle Bravo. That movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid–way scarier than “The Blob.”

  21. harbqll Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    They’re saying over at AoS that the 60-minute interviewer asked Obama if he showed up drunk, or something like that.

    Is that true? Did anyone actually see it?

  22. Sully Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Said punch drunk… check Drudge… He’s updating it now…

  23. cbullitt Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    I can believe you guys watched that braying assclown and his court jester press lackies. I’d rather chew fiberglass.

  24. Daver Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Oops. Sorry Daver – I picked a bad indicator.

    Interesting.

    I considered migrating my site to WP, as I do have a WP blog, but I think I will stick with Blogger for now, I’d rather not have to pay for hosting and I don’t with Blogger.

  25. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    There are definitely things I don’t like about WP. But I lack experience with any other blog system.

    I’m gently-kinda-maybe-perhaps toying with the idea either d/lding WP or switching to another.

    So far I have managed to miss almost everything the ass has said. Period. I’ve heard a sentence or two, but I just tune him out.

    I’d like to get thru the next 4 years without listening to any significant number of his words.

    I think its an achievable goal.

  26. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 22, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    I missed H-Man, cbullitt, as far as I can recall. I’ll wiki it and get a plot-line synopsis and perhaps some stills. That’ll jog memory.

  27. Gnus Says:
    March 23, 2009 at 6:59 am

    Mmmmmm, fiberglass. It’s not just what’s for breakfast any more. :)
    Looks like we’ll be having a steady diet of it if we want to avoid the O’ness. He’s racking up more face time than the Sham Wow guy. Too bad he can’t talk.

    McGoo, this knowing what yer doing thingie… Highly overrated. I speak from vast experience.

    And mud girl is really showing teeth. About the only things not covered in mud, as it were.

  28. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 23, 2009 at 7:36 am

    Mud…its softer than nails.

    O’Bozo is racking up the foot-’n-mouth incidents as fast as he’s racking up face time. The two may be directly related.

    Gnus, there was a time when I more-or-less knew what I was doing. Happily, those days are in the past now. Now the future stretches forward like a blank, white fog.

  29. cbullitt Says:
    March 23, 2009 at 8:20 am

    Got a Python pic on the site for you McGoo–I think it does the trick nicely.

  30. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 23, 2009 at 11:35 am

    But it’s just a wafer-thin mint!

  31. cbullitt Says:
    March 23, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Got a classic for ya this time McGoo. Confirming my psychic–or psychotic–cred. Either way, I don’t care.

  32. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 23, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    What? Merlin?

    I was sitting here thinking of the flick, and what quote I could throw back at you…none come to mind. Only thing comes readily to mind is Guenevere’s’ and Morgana’s tits.

    I saw that horseshit from one of Brown’s Green Weenies about halving the Brit population. They should start by “halving” him.

    What we need a is a good bloody war with lots of civilian casualties. That’ll put things into perspective for these idiots and the idiots who vote for them. I’m thinking we just might be in for one, too.

  33. cbullitt Says:
    March 24, 2009 at 6:59 am

    You know, you are allowed to leave such insights over at my place. Enas and Harbqll have recently crossed over to the dark side as well–of course both were stuck in moderation for hours. I’ll get the hang of this thing one of these days.

  34. Steamboat McGoo Says:
    March 24, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I’ll leave my pearls of wisdom over there from now on. I’ve always disliked that “show me your clean underwear” login crap some blogs require EVERY FUCKING TIME.

    It’s really not necessary: almost no spam gets through WP and Akismet, and folks don’t have to login every time they want to make a comment.

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