As you can plainly see here, she is not smiling and no teeth are apparent. No one knows why.
Yes. Teeth. Four sets.
I’m getting all my Teeth products at Leenks.com now. Why shop elsewhere, I ask?
Need anything be said?
Nice boobage. And teeth, of course.
I was planning a trip this summer, but I couldn’t find my tickets – shown above.
I don’t have a clue as to what this is – but I’ve made it my desktop image now because it looks neat.
June 11, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I see you survived your trip to the croakers. Superb teeth, as always–especially the one with the boobage.
Took Daughter #1 to the dentist today, coincidentally. No cavities–and, since she’s 10–no boobage, which means no ulcers for me for a few more years. A good day, basically.
June 11, 2009 at 6:05 pm
No cavities at 10 is – I believe – an admirable score. Bravo to her and the parents .
Having a daughter approaching that age must be terrifying for parents. Dad knows EXACTLY what’s on the boys minds who come around, and Mom knows EXACTLY what the daughters thinking about, too!
Enough to make you both lose sleep.
Thanks for the compliments on the stolen teeth! It had been a while, and the mood was upon me! I oughta update the Snooch Report.
June 11, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Let’s hear it for teeth!
Say, did ya hear where Chastity Bono is having an addadictomy? Who knew?
(I always thought Cher was Hawt, he said shamefacedly.)
June 11, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Not bad, but not your best work McGoo. These chicks are just okay.
Is it just me, or does the one in the bunny costume look like Meghan McCain? I think she’s foxy, in a little pudgy, big titted, multi-million dollar inheritance, live my life sitting by the pool kind of way.
June 11, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Thanks for the honesty, Woody. You’re right. They’re acceptable, but not top-notch. I was cleaning the file and saw a few over at Leenks.com today too.
Hey, Gnus – see my last post. I saw the Yahoo(?) news blurb on her earlier.
I was wonderin’ what size she ordered?
June 12, 2009 at 2:24 am
(Update fri. Morning) Looks like Drudge picked up on Chastity Bono’s Boner Renovation. Or maybe that’s where I saw it to begin with? I’m pretty sure it was on Yahoo – not that it matters.
June 12, 2009 at 3:26 am
We Bought Wood, Babe!
(with apologies to Sonny & Cher Bono…kinda)
(s)HE: They said it won’t work – it’ll never grow
My “Oscar Meyers” really just for show
HER: Well I don’t know if all that’s true
‘Cause it sure looks stiff – don’t it look stiff to you?
(s)HE: Babe
BOTH: We bought wood babe
We bought wood babe
(s)HE: They said I look just like a longshore man
My butt is the size of a City Diaper van
HER: I guess that is so, you useless twat
A peg will suite you better’n your nasty slot
(s)HE: Babe
BOTH: We bought wood babe
We bought wood babe
(s)HE: I bought foreskin – for my Thing
And some marbles – Just to watch them swing!
HER: And when I get sad, I can kick them about
And if they get cracked, we can just swap them out!
HER: Don’t let them say your Johnson’s too long
With 14 inches, you really can’t go wrong.
(s)HE: Then put your li’l hand deep down my drawers
What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is certainly yours!
(s)HE: Babe
BOTH: We bought wood babe
We bought wood babe
(s)HE: I got you to to stroke my bone
HER: I can’t wait to get it home!
(s)HE: I also got a zipper down there
HER: Hey! You can store spare shorts in there!
(s)HE: I have no clue where my mammaries went
HER: They added their mass to your rod’s extent!
(s)HE: Now I know why guys like chicks that blow
HER: You’ve now got bone to bone me so!
BOTH: We bought wood, babe
We bought wood babe
We bought wood babe
We bought wood babe
We bought wood babe
June 12, 2009 at 8:17 am
Yeah, I suppose that works better than “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.”
Although, now that I think on it, maybe not.
June 12, 2009 at 8:56 am
(s)He was borne by the knife of a gender surgeon
Didn’t like her tits – she really wanted a dong?
…
What I did was easier.
June 12, 2009 at 9:13 am
Ace is doing a bleg. Very rare for him to do that, so give generously and often!
Considering how many times his writing has had me in convulsions of laughter – he’’s worth it. I mean – look at my banner up there! That’s been there for 1-2 weeks!
June 12, 2009 at 6:06 pm
The macro photograph of the dew covered fly kicks ass.
June 12, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Re: the first pic… I’ll smile for her. I wouldn’t care if she was toothless.
There’s a joke in there. Someone else can touch it. Think of it as Freebie Friday.
Question – are those really magic shrooms or just a pic you found on some mycological site? Caps look similar but the stalks are… different.
June 12, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Daver – I’ve been wondering why no one else noticed that! I made it my desktop wallpaper a while back and sometimes just sit here looking at all those dew droplets – on the eyes especially. Part of the magic is – I think – the depth of field of the shot. The focus is also perfect.
You should post it too! It’s from Leenks.com, either the most- or next-to-most-recent random collection – so its a freebee! On freebee Friday!
Yep, LK, those are allegedly real psilocybin mushies. At least, I got the photo from a psilo web site. I’ve seen other shots with more yellow tops and skinnier stalks – but the telltale stalk “scaling” is the clue.
Update: I may be wrong on that, LK! I’m getting mixed messages from different web sites about psilocybe versus psilocybin. Is that what you were curious about?
June 15, 2009 at 10:26 pm
That bug was cool! The wimmens wuz hawt. At’ll do, McGoo.