Yes boys and girls, I’m travelling to the country of Kentucky tomorrow. Seems my cousin who helped me put the trusses and siding on my garage last year (ahem…in September) feels that I should help him put siding on one of his rental houses (in July) over in Ol’ Kentuck!
Paybacks are a bitch. But actually, it’ll be fun. And it’s a small house.
Since we’re both extremely early risers, we figure we can knock out 4-6 hours per day before noon, and then fuck off the rest of the day fishing and pontoon boating and generally messing with folks.
This has been planned for weeks, and I’ve (naturally) spent most of my time thinking of ways to fuck with him and the neighbors and the locals. I’ve devised several little setups that should amuse me. A full report will follow.
Unlike most of my travels, this time I will have ready access to high-speed wireless (my cousin is a modern fellow) and my digital camera and the link cable – so I can post photos of our progress – not that you’d be interested.
I will also document the total tonnage of fish we (I) catch. I’m bringing plenty of dynamite, as I plan on catching a LOT of fish.
June 28, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Scout out a farmette for me woodja?
June 28, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Yep.
I did a google-earth search on his place (I’ve never been there before) and saw that there’s a lot of wooded land around it. I wonder if any of it is for sale.
June 29, 2009 at 5:45 am
If you get tired of all that blowed-up fish, you could always go for some duck with one of these…
http://www.btinternet.com/~strawson.online/riots/gun.gif
June 29, 2009 at 5:55 am
When you go fishing, take pictures of the geysers you set off with the dynamite! (in loving memory of the fishees, of course!)
June 29, 2009 at 8:04 am
Don’t drop the dynamite in the boat.
July 1, 2009 at 7:23 am
Hope fishing and boating’s going well. I’ll look forward to when you post your pictures.
Meantime, if you get a chance, stop by my way and get a load of my tribute to Al Franken. He deserves it.
July 2, 2009 at 10:31 pm
While you were gone you missed the entire “unknown lifeform found in South Carolina sewer” thing!
You CAN’T take time off from the internet bro. You just can’t. It ain’t right.
July 3, 2009 at 9:09 am
Pfffft! That unknown thingie? It turned out to be Mark Sanford’s dignity…
July 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Can’t be Gnus, because that NEVER existed, while we have real video proof of this other thing actually… well, existing. You could say the existification has been factually documentified.
July 3, 2009 at 3:53 pm
How do ya document what ya don’t know? That’d be like a congressperson voting for a bill he/she hasn’t even read…
Wait!
Oh…
July 3, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Gnus – have you checked your email lately?
July 4, 2009 at 11:06 am
Mea culpa, McGoo… I hadn’t checked. I’ve been a slacker of late. Reply to follow…