Yes, boys and girls, its Space Twat Time.
Woody recently expressed a desire to see some free-range Space Twats, and – well – who am I to ever deny a readers wish?
McGoo stammered and harrumphed – but could come up with no humorous caption for the Space twat in question!
A Wedgy Sprite – with unharvested mane.
A prime example of Space Twat in full disguise – waiting for prey to come up and flirt with her.
I’m not sure what these are.
Not a Space twat.
Is this an elven Space Twat? A Space Elf? Who can tell?
BTW:
In mathematics, a spline is a special function defined piecewise by polynomials. In interpolating problems, spline interpolation is often preferred to polynomial interpolation because it yields similar results, even when using low-degree polynomials, while avoiding Runge’s phenomenon for higher degrees.
Runge’s phenomenon is that itching, burning feeling in your butt-crack when you’ve been wearing the same pair of undies for 5 days. It was first noted and described by Horatio Runge – a part-time philatelist in 17th century London who eventually died of acute colonic epilepsy.
I will eschew the usual mathematics, because I like eschewing – especially after a good meal with friends!
July 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Polynomials often left me with a burning spline. That’s why I stuck to monomials–which only left me contagious for about 6 weeks, besides–the meds were way better.
July 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
McGoo–I now have French spam, which seems to be porn related. This is like hitting the lottery.
Pénétration frénétique pour une passagère du taxi en rute !!!
July 9, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Eschewing.
Didja notice how I subtly slipped that word in the final sentence?
Yeah. Heh-heh.
Did you give a fiddly fuck?
No.
Now I have to ask you – and I want the truth! – - –
Have you ever….and I mean in your entire life…actually HEARD that word used in spoken speech? By anyone?
That’s right. Never.
No parent ever said, “Now Bert, please eschew people of low character – for they are a vexation to the spirit!”
No actor in a cinema blockbuster ever cried, “Eschew the torpedos! Full speed ahead!”
And – by God! – no politician ever declared, “I did NOT eschew the truth – I merely dodged saying it, just a bit.”
Ya see? It’s a totally bullshit word that’s completely useless to anyone but stuffy old English Professors.
I firmly believe that no one in the entire history of the world has ever used that word for real, in a spoken sentence.
So there.
July 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Ah-ha! The FireFox 3.5 IM translator Add-On kicks into action! Science takes over! A simple mouse-click and a drag – and, – - voila!
“Frenetic penetration for a passenger of the taxi in rute!!!” is what it says in Engrish – not that anyone needed that. It’s Fwench, after all.
So in other words, a taxi fare gets poked big-time? Cool. I wonder where he or she got it, and with what?
But where did they get “rute”? Probably a Latvian using Babble Fish.
I don’t think I ever got any French spam. Where you been hangin’ out, CB?
July 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I’ve always been partial to gnomials, myself. You know, the plain garden variety ones.
McGoo, I just put up some gadgety stuff. Kinda.
And you’ve answered your own question. He or she got it with a rute. Sex is the rute cause of a lot of problems.
July 9, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Aw, man! Did you really mean that awful (meaning outstandingly obscure) “gnomial”/Garden pun? Look up “gnomen”.
I’ll go look at the gadgets.
July 9, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Speaking of twat… I need some help fellas!
Can anyone identify this lovely young lady for me?
http://www.leenks.com/gallery880-16.htm
That pic was on Leenks a few weeks back, but I keep finding myself drawn back to look at her. She’s so unique looking I think she’d make an excellent addition to my Babes gallery, but I need more than the one photo, and a name would be nice.
I figure you guys probably know your snooch better than anybody, so it was worth a shot.
Thanks.
July 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Ebay arefulcay erethey, Woody. Yon lass has a navel.
I don’t recognize her. Maybe McGoo will. He’s the master of snooch.
July 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Sadly, I did, McGoo. When it comes to puns, nothing is beneath me.
Believe it or not, I knew/know what a gnomen is. Probably ’cause it was in the instructions for my sundial. I had to fasten the gnomen to the face.
Sounds funny though – instructions for a sundial.
July 10, 2009 at 6:07 am
I fear that if I awoke next to the last “thing?” “it?” portrayed in your images I would eschew all mortal rights to the coils binding me to this earth and voluntarily allow myself to die. (how’s that work for ya?)
July 10, 2009 at 12:01 pm
That’s great, vilmar – but try saying it aloud whilst keeping a straight face.
I repeat – NO ONE uses that word in spoken speech. I bet it’s NEVER been spoken aloud, except for folks like us – testing the unfamiliar and slightly ridiculous sound of it.
Sorry, Gnus – I didn’t mean to imply you didn’t know what a gnomen is. That was a general hint to any reader who happened to not recall it at the moment. And that was an excellent pun!
…And – Woody – I don’t have a clue who that babe is. But just wait: we have porn lovers in plenty here: someone will know.
July 10, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I gotta pack, lock everything down, and get outa here soon.
Hold the fort, L/G!
Take no prisoners.
Don’t shoot until you see the green of their wallets.
A Benny Shaved is a Benny Urned.
Remember: Unzip – then pee. Unzip – then pee.
Blame is for God and small children!
Temptation: Thy name is poop chute.
Temptation resisted is a true measure of character.
July 11, 2009 at 4:37 pm
SimCity 2000 taught me that the best splines are reticulated. Frequently.
July 11, 2009 at 6:09 pm
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