Dr. Dave mentioned pointy tits in a comment and that reminded me of this – the original – Space Twat photo I posted nearly two years ago.
No one has ever properly explained the photo.
I’d like to think she’s a young researcher – medicine, or psychology perhaps – or an ACORN social worker in Chicago about to incite some graft or corruption.
Or just maybe she’s a personal aide to Biden.
Meanwhile I have real news.
A kitten was bestowed upon me today by my cousin the Tower Bitch. It was stuck in a WAN portal and was obscuring a protocol … or sumpin. Anyway, rather than just toss it off the top of a tower, she gave it to me with instructions to boil it with ‘taters.
It has a – no shit – heart-shaped black patch on either side of it’s otherwise white torso. I mean, really! I’m a bit worried that it might threaten my masculine image, but I can always wring its neck and post the video to regain my manly image – yes?
Later, when it’s settled down, I’ll try to photograph it.
This above is a Space Twat Dog. They eat concrete.
Initially, Jill didn’t even realize she was hurt. Only later would the extent of her injuries be fully known – and by then it would be too late.
After serious contemplation, Bert tentatively decided that – yes – if this level of service continued he would probably tip the waitress fairly handsomely.
Oh! I forgot!
Here’s a Public Service Announcement I’ve been forgetting to do for quite some time.
Just a reminder:
The above is an Aardvark.
Below is an Asshat!
Not to be confused with this lovely asshat!
October 3, 2009 at 2:37 am
Yeah – I’ve been missing from my blog a lot lately. I’ve been down in deep south-east MO at my cousins place all day every day this week helping repair wireless routers sent to my cousins ISP.
It’s fun! The blood and gastric juice spatters can get a bit intense – especially when they gush out by the gallon – , and the lower alimentary canal odors can get really obnoxious, but all-in-all I have to say electronics repair is just good clean sporting fun!
Tomorrow I will be mowing lawns – mine and the neighbors across the way. That’ll be fun too!
Everything is fun, lately!
October 3, 2009 at 4:32 am
Is that a “brown-eyed” girl under that hat?
Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
October 3, 2009 at 7:14 am
Yep. She’s winking…
October 3, 2009 at 8:33 am
Lovely indeed.
October 3, 2009 at 9:51 am
So, McGoo….you don’t happen to have the name of that resort Bert was enjoying, do you?
October 3, 2009 at 3:07 pm
CB – I wish!
Sorry I missed the clam stuff over at Sci-Dai (heh). I was…uh…dealing with thousands of things.
My lawn is now mowed for the 2nd to last time this year – I hope. The neighbors didn’t need it. But they gave me a watermelon anyway, and he offered to sharpen and balance my deck blades at the close of the mowing season. Cool.
The deck belt came off twice! That’s what happens when I don’t clean out the grass clippings that collect in there every time I mow. Last time I skimped on the chore, I must confess. Lessons learned.
CMBlake – she may be lovely, but she’s pure deadly. No one has explained that little rat tail hanging down under there yet. I think its a poisonous sting like a stingray.
Boy! does the kitten like the green laser!
October 3, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Great cat toy, a laser. no pieces to clean up–unless this is Schrodinger’s kitteh, then it can move faster than light.
October 3, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Hey, that’s not a bad name for it–not original, but not bad.
BTW, did you see the art in my sidebar–WP came through with an idiot-proof image widget. Cool.
October 3, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Gag…that first one…ugh.
Speaking of the asshat in question, I hear his career is coming to a swift end, if the ChappaquidiCare doesn’t pass. Heh heh heh….
October 3, 2009 at 5:41 pm
We can only hope that Harry “Asshat” Reid goes the way of the mastodon, LC.
Where’s your “No Nike” thingy. CB? Or should I remove mine?
October 3, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Forgot that one–oops. I should probably go get the one from Woody–his PhotoShop Fu is damn near Stoaty.
October 3, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Yep. Woody’s was photo-tweak was really good.
Did you see Weaz’s latest! The “O’Bugger-burg Disaster”. Excellent.
October 4, 2009 at 7:57 am
Anthony has the Copenhagen Treaty draft. It’s amazing how oblivious these clowns are–especially when everyone knows their “hockey stick” came from wikipedia.
It was obviously written by lawyers for the African kleptocrats and is not but global reparations.
October 4, 2009 at 8:32 am
Saw that. It’s idiocy, pure and simple.
Speaking of idiocy, did you note that Snooch Report is suspended? I did an update this morning and it suspended as soon as I posted. I bet its that auto-thingy that didn’t like my link address – just like last year about this time.
I e-mailed them: If they don’t fix it – fuck it. I’m getting tired of all this shit anyway – A&A too.
Wanna inherit a couple of blogs? The pay sucks, but the hours stink!
October 4, 2009 at 8:33 am
I’m off to Cousins again. Back this evening.
October 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Are you fucking KIDDING me????????
YOU TOO????
First ArmedGeek, and now you wish to give up???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Think of this rant as encouragement to stay
)
October 4, 2009 at 9:01 pm
On the off chance that you’ve returned, I second the motion.
All those in favor, say I.
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October 4, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Well, looks like Snooch came back while I was gone. It was suspended this morning – early – after I updated with a new pair of snooch-ettes.
Unfortunately, one of the links was to sexykittenporndotcom – an infamous site WordPress has a real issue with. I was auto-suspended – much like A&A was last year about this time (and for the same reason!)! I sent them (WP) a note – they turned me back on.
But I’m serious about quitting. I’m getting tired, and I’m getting old, and I’m running out of snark.
I blame O’Bugger.
I am also serious about someone taking over the blog. I hate to see it fade off into nothing after two years and over 600 posts and over 8400 comments. Hell – it gets from 1000-2000 hits a day; that should be worth something, if only as a start for someone to make something out of it. At least you’d have an existing audience already – that’s the hardest thing to get. And – no – I’m not implying that its “for sale” quite the contrary. I wouldn’t take (or give) a single cent for it. It’s just a blog.
I’m just really tired, folks. Dead tired.
October 5, 2009 at 12:36 am
@Steamboat McGoo
Sign of the times. Its just hard to give a shit these days.
…and people wonder why I drink so much
October 5, 2009 at 7:36 am
McGoo! Don’t do it. I did and I regretted it, now I’m starting over with blog 2.5. Just take a break. After a month away from the keys you’ll need to vent about something and be glad you didn’t chuck the blog out the window.
October 5, 2009 at 8:38 am
Gee, ArmedGeek…I thought you drank because you liked it….
October 5, 2009 at 8:43 am
That’s a tail, right? On the first space twat? That thing? It’s a tail? IT’S A TAAAAAIL??!?!
(The preceding should be read with the same inflection as Brad Pitt’s “what’s in the box” scene at the end of Se7en.)
October 5, 2009 at 10:38 am
You can’t go McGoo! You just got a Lolcat! We can haz pitchurz?
Seriously though, if you’re getting a bit burned out listen to Woody and consider just taking a break for a while.
October 7, 2009 at 11:21 am
I’m not sure what to make of it, but you post so many pictures that I actually have stored in my puter.
Let’s just call it *great minds* and move on, i suppose…
October 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm
We search for photo-prey in the same waters, Mayor!
Did I steal your thunder? I hope not….