Seeing that plane, Bert idly wondered just how many members of the committee also had short, limp dicks – and no spine.
This latest news is the final straw, I guess. I’m so disgusted I’m trembling and my stomach is cramping. That ain’t normal.
I’m taking an extended break from blogging. I don’t know when I’ll be back.
Thanks for all the hits and comments, folks.
October 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Have a sloppy, drunken weekend, and go shoot some vermicious knids. We need you coming back.
Look on the bright side here; I won a $50 bet over this, that Captain Wonderful would be getting the Peace prize within a year of taking office.
Do I know these Lefty goons, or what?
October 9, 2009 at 1:23 pm
From now on, when anyone mentions the Nobel Peace Prize, I’m going to laugh like someone told the funniest, filthiest joke ever!
October 9, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Take a break McGoo, but not too long eh? Remember the more they set this buffoon up the bigger the fall will be.
October 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Why leave now? The Nobel hasn’t been worth spit since they gave it to Kissinger.
Besides, this is PURE COMEDY GOLD!
October 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Sorry to hear about this, being a newbie here and all. But totally understandable.
And now, how about making up new names for the pile of moose excrement posing as the Nobel Committee??
Nobel Appease Prize
Nobel Piss Prize
Nobel Piss Be Upon Him Prize
No-balls Piss Prize
Anyone care to join in??
October 9, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Enjoy your sabbattical McGoo. You’ve earned it. Let us know when you’re ready to pick up the fight. We’ll still be here in the trenches.
October 9, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Here’s to a speedy recovery, McGoo. Stop by and comment if I post something to your liking.
Hang in there–I’ll see what I can do about covering (heh) the snooch.
October 9, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Come back soon, McGoo. I don’t comment much but I check in often and enjoy your blogging. I also like you because you are a real FOCer*
*Friend Of Cranky
October 9, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Crap. I came here for a dose of superb underboob, seeing as today is one for the record books. Depressing as hell.
But I can’t blame you one bit Steamy. Given the Hellena Handbasket state of the world, I’m tempted to throw in the towel myself.
Yesterday Oniggy wants to form a political partnership with the Taliban in Afghanland, today he gets the effin Nobel.
The world turned upside down.
October 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Drew, I don’t have underboob, but I do have a fitting (heh) tribute to McGoo.
October 9, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Sounds like schweinhund flu!
get well soon, we’ll be here.
October 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Veershir makes a good point over at Soylent Green. Just think of how truly pissed off Bill Clinton is right now!!
He had angled for the Sec Gen gig, and for an ambassadorship at the UN for sooooooooooooooooooooooooo long, and come to find out, all he had to do was make empty promises!! Even Clinton’s Bosnia escapade merited a Nobel Piss Prize more than this so-called Dickless Wunderkind.
October 10, 2009 at 10:17 am
Yo, McGoo, take a breath and get some rest. We’ve got a lot to do yet. You do remember the last time you took that previous break, yes? It kept piling on. You’ll be missed until you get back, then there will be happy dance and party! Be well brother.
October 10, 2009 at 10:37 am
I do wish McGoo a speedy recovery, but we must also consider the impact on the underboob market. McGoo was a major player, and a significant reduction in underboob availability would be disastrous!
October 11, 2009 at 12:21 am
In an attempt to tempt you back, McGoo, I have ginned up to pics you might enjoy – attacking the Nobel PP Farce and the Global Warming Bedwetters.
http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/10/10/reality-is-up-for-grabs/
A break is never a bad thing, just don’t do it too long, ok?
October 11, 2009 at 10:42 am
Don’t stay away too long. The snarking world just isn’t the same without you.
October 11, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Hey Mcgoo you can’t quit now, come down and answer the phone for awhile. That way you can really get a inside look of how stupid some of the general public has really gotten. They have to be the ones that had to vote on his Nobel PP.
The last call i got was, You just installed our internet Thursday afternoon and when i go to a website it all comes up, but we also get a popup saying if you want to see a long dong click here, I click on it but nothing happens….. could you please send a tech by to look at it Monday…… my god shes been under a rock way to long… I guess i need to post some of these voice mails i get…
October 11, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I posted some purty at my place y’all.
http://woody.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/10/kelly-brook.html
Just picking up the slack for my buddy McGoo. It’s a cross I bear…
October 12, 2009 at 11:42 am
Oh c’mon McGoo. Bambi has almost 3 more years at least, you gonna quit now over some filthy Scandi buttmunching?
Was it over when the German’s took Kuwait City?
HELL NO! And it ain’t over now.
Tell you what, you come back soon and I’ll see that you get on the short list for one of these babies: http://tinyurl.com/yhwbjam
October 13, 2009 at 9:20 pm
A break is a good thing, but kitteh news and underboob will be sorely lacking in your absence. Armed Geek did you proud, but that’s a heavy burden to bear for one man.
As Pupster noted, don’t let this bullshit beat you.
On the other hand, enjoy what brief fall we are getting here in MO. Seems like we are going straight from summer to winter.
October 14, 2009 at 9:33 am
COME HOME McGoo!
October 14, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I tried my hand at a fill-in post. At least it has lots of cosplay babes. But damn, that Science Daily shit is hard!!
http://www.barking-moonbat.com/index.php/weblog/one_or_two_for_mcgoo/
October 14, 2009 at 10:33 pm
And I just got here too.
I got some beer and a buttload of .308.
Beef and fire?
Scantily clad slave girls?
No?
Shit.
October 17, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Mr. Steamboat McGoo sir:
I wish for your speedy return. I believe I may have located a nest of space twats, of which this is a representative example:
Space twat?
Remainder of this infestation found here. Please advise.
October 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Russia turns clouds into concrete! When good cosplay goes bad!
http://www.barking-moonbat.com/index.php/weblog/the_power_of_the_other_red_state/
We’re doing our best McGoo, but it’s just not the same without you.
I dunno about that ST, apotheosis. I think it’s an emergent chlorinosis poolino nymphosis in feeding mode. Flies, referees, small birds – anything near the water’s surface is fair game. No extreme piercings, body paint, bizzare outfits or obvious weaponry make it hard to accept this as actual Space Twattage. It could be a disguised one though.
October 18, 2009 at 8:05 am
I have snooch, sporadically sandwiched amid snark. Trying to uphold the T&T/S&S Modus.
October 20, 2009 at 6:08 am
So he wasn’t kidding? Not cool.
October 20, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Well, shit….
I was hoping he was back.
October 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I got the distinct impression that it might be some time. I think the guest bloggers on A&A won’t be able to replace him but they’ll do great anyway.
Steamboat McGoo – often imitated never replaced/recreated.
October 21, 2009 at 12:41 pm
FIRST … to comment on Oct. 21.
Ok, Magoo…it’s been almost two weeks. What’s Bert going to do with all that time on his hands? Better keep him away from cbullitt’s snooch.
October 22, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Methinks it may be time to mount a rescue mission. Our fearless leader appears to have been kidnapped by space twats.
We can only pray they haven’t taken him all the way back to Fellatio Prime. Few men have survived the torture chambers there, I fear.
October 22, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Brother, where art thou?
Betwixt my maid’s thighs? Oh man, I am so there…
October 23, 2009 at 9:05 am
McGoo? We miss you dude.