Archive for March, 2011

Dear David Sirota

March 31, 2011

Fuck you. Fuck you as if a plan had just come together. Fuck you with my childhood memories of Mr. T kicking ass. Fuck you for being a fucking fuckheaded fucknugget. And fuck you with the firing fuckfury of the flying fuckeagle of fiery fuckhammering for daring to mock one of the greatest shows ever to fucking prove a flawed and fucked up point.

Fuck you and your NPR-loving, circlebuttfucking, latte sipping, douchefucking dickfistery. Fuck you for being stupid. And fuck you because I can’t stand idiots such as you.

And now, a memory or two:

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Jacqueline Howett, Your Career Is Dying

March 29, 2011

I absolutely love how you handle criticism as you kill your career.

Curse Those Racists Leaving Democrat Controlled Havens!

March 29, 2011

Oh. Nevermind.

One would think that the Blacks who choose to stay in the cold, unwelcoming North would cluster in the cities where more liberal and humane governance models mandate such generous policies as “living wage” laws and where all the beautiful features of the blue social model can be experienced at full strength.

But one would be wrong. Blacks across the North are fleeing the urban paradises of liberal legislation and high public union membership for the benighted suburbs.

When whites leave failing blue cities and states, the pundits call this racism: all those white Californians fleeing Nancy Pelosi’s utopia for less ambitious jurisdictions where ordinary people can do things like get jobs and buy homes are clearly pathetic trailer trash hicks too dumb, too selfish and above all too racist to understand the gloriously multicultural blue beauty of California today.

So what are we going to call the young, educated Blacks making similar choices? Dumb cracker racists?

The failure of blue social policy to create an environment which works for Blacks is the most devastating possible indictment of the 20th century liberal enterprise in the United States. Helping Blacks achieve the kind of equality and opportunity long denied them was more than one of many justifications for blue social policy: it was the defining moral task that has challenged and shaped American liberalism for the last fifty years.

No fucking shit. This is why I fucking hate leftism: These fucktards have ruined and destroyed everything in their paths, and leave nothing but destruction behind. Fuck them. Furyfuck their plans with the fulsome fuckmuscle of freedom and opportunity. And fuck anybody who thinks that more of the same is the way to go.

Naked Ladies Reading Literature?

March 29, 2011

Naked Ladies Reading Literature!

Ringleader of the troupe Sophia St Villier, 26, said: ‘There is the initial shock and novelty factor of women being naked. We use burlesque performers because they are just more comfortable with nudity. But it is not a burlesque show because there is no striptease element.

‘The women come on, disrobe so that they are totally naked apart from their shoes and jewellery, and then pick up a book.

‘After a few minutes a lot of the audience ends up forgetting that the women are naked and they just enjoy the readings.

‘If anyone is not interested in a particular story, they have still got beautiful women to look at, so there is something for everyone.’

This is why I love literature!

This is True Truth to Power

March 28, 2011

Fuck you, Bill Ayers. Vaporfuck you and your fuckheadedness with the flying fuckeagle of freedom for what you have done to this country. Fuck you for your arrogance in the face of all you have unleashed. And fuck you just because I fucking can’t stand you.

And megafuckingkudos to the activist in this video. I fucking love seeing Ayers getting brainfucked with the fuckstick of knowledge. I can never go wrong watching this video, and fuck every Make believe Media Outlet that spikes this video, for that proves they will do anything to protect their hero.

And Now, A Palette Cleanser

March 28, 2011

Hippies getting the holy fuck beaten out of them makes me feel better every time.

And now, the soundtrack:

Curse Those Rethuglikkkans and Their Silencing of the Media!

March 27, 2011

Oh. Nevermind.

And what is more galling is the silence from the Make Believe Media over this. I mean, seriously, consider the outrage had this happened while a Republican was in office. Instead, we get snark and silence from the Media. It’s almost as though they enjoy being abused, so long as it’s by a Democrat. And that is sick and depressing.


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