Yeah, fuck you, Handout Class. Fuck you and your lazy, goonish threats and attacks you claim we wish to (but never) do. Fuck you and your assault on those of us who produce the wealth that your trust funded and welfare receiving asses use and abuse. And fuck you with the firefisted fuckbeagle of financial fuckitude because your refusal to do anything but sit there and try to get your hands into my pockets has led to a good portion of what is wrong with society today.
You have your fucking hand out and demanding I give you something? Zapfuck you with a hot pepper soaked in fucksauce.
You threaten me unless I give you more? Freefuck you with my fuckboots.
And you want to trash things in response to not getting your way? Fuck you until I get my money stolen from me by your side until I earn it back from you.
So get fucked, Handout Class. Fuck you while we clean up after you.
Oh, and as a brain cleanser, I present Hot Supermodels serving as tennis ball girls.
March 6, 2011 at 11:01 am
Ball Girls, Net, Love….Tennis terminology is awesome.
As is, “Zapfuck you with a hot pepper soaked in fucksauce.”
*Ace*
Nice first serve, evb.
March 6, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Somehow, this does not surprise me. As one of the comments on the Breitbart site said, the adults always clean up after the children.
And yesterday, I read a news story about Michael Moore giving a pep talk to the protesters in Wisconsin. I was just surprised that it it took that media whore THIS long to get involved in the matter.
March 6, 2011 at 2:29 pm
That’s just banner-worthy right there.
March 6, 2011 at 3:58 pm
I love it when I see writings like this being written by someone who is most likely misinjformed and likes to act like they have experienced alot of things and yet sounds like a kid who just likes to use bad words. Your post just oozes ignorance or possibly just plain dumb
March 6, 2011 at 3:59 pm
I know I mistyped a word..lol fuck off
March 6, 2011 at 10:00 pm
Eddie – Lovely rant – as always.
BTW – Did you see Althouse’s pathetic piece on the clean-up effort? It will put you up on the governor.
March 8, 2011 at 10:15 am
Eddie for president!
March 8, 2011 at 10:20 am
Ahhhhh, William J. Hanchey III 2 —
Placing form over substance (content) is the last refuge of a scoundrel who doesn’t want to admit he’s part of the class being (correctly and accurately) lambasted.
It’s not that we’re “…like a kid who just likes to use bad words…” or that the writing “…oozes ignorance…”
No, the problem is, there are too many sorry motherfuckers in this country who are living it up at the expense of people who get up every fucking morning and do their dead-level best to excel, and, failing that, at least get by without begging some fucking government mongrel for the crumbs off the tables of our betters.
You’re in serious danger of your metaphorical fuckhole being metaphorically reamed without benefit of lube, WJH III 2. Why don’t you just own up to your point of view? You’re either a successful person, guilt-ridden over your “good fortune,” or you’re a lowlife who subsists off the sweat of other mens’ balls.
March 8, 2011 at 10:41 am
humanpersonjr, I ooze ignorance! But in a good way. I ooze in style. Sort of.
WJH32, if you’re going to attack EB it helps if you go beyond that and actually provide a bit of enlightened information – otherwise it’s not terribly different than Jone’s Climate Research group saying “trust us” without providing data to be examined.
March 8, 2011 at 11:01 am
firefisted fuckbeagle™
*hahaha*
March 8, 2011 at 11:11 am
@WJH -
It’s amazing. Eddiebear used a bunch of “bad words”, and yet managed to clearly express a well-conceived, cogent thought.
You completely avoided any “bad words”, but produced only a couple of run-on sentences which expressed absolutely nothing. I assume from this that you’re a public schoolteacher – your combination of indignation, incompetence, and laughable attempt at scorn is a dead giveaway.
March 8, 2011 at 11:24 am
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March 8, 2011 at 11:29 am
harbqll — Damned good guess — Public schoolteacher. Even if it’s wrong, it’s a good guess (not to mention funny as hell).
Lemur King — Oozing can be stylish, fer sher. One could even “ooze” (exude) the essence of style itself.
Ol’ WJH sorta flashed me up with the know-nothing comments.
March 8, 2011 at 11:55 am
Thought about “excreting” once but opted for oozing because it isn’t as likely to make a mess when it stays in your personal space. And “excreting style” just doesn’t sound right.
March 8, 2011 at 12:02 pm
A wise decision, LK. Style, when excreted, lacks the panache of style oozed.
By the way, EvB has devoted a whole post to our “schoolteacher” pal, WJH, from above. WJH has no business accoozin’ EvB of oozin’, suspecially not no igger-nunce! Wadda rat bastard!
March 8, 2011 at 12:09 pm
That sounds musical/lyrical enough that a new form of music should be birthed. Not “I got the Blues” but “I got the Ooze” (real bad, uh-huh)
Ok, sorry EvB. Enough chatter from me, I’m done.
March 8, 2011 at 10:01 pm
“Placing form over substance (content) is the last refuge of a scoundrel who doesn’t want to admit he’s part of the class being (correctly and accurately) lambasted.”
Hey, watch what you say about the Scoundrel! Smile when you say that…
And for what it’s worth, I am NUMBER THREE!!! in a google search for Last Refuge of a Scoundrel, right behind two entries on Samuel Johnson, whoever the fuck he thinks he is
March 10, 2011 at 10:02 pm
lol I dont think I am anyone special or better than anyone else. I just have this idea if someone wants to convince me of anything it takes more than name calling. Maybe your other readers dont demand alot when trashing anyone else who might not be like you but I dont have a superiority complex. In the big collective of people in this country who pay taxes how much of your taxes actually specifically go to even one person you may be trashing here ? All the tax dollars you claim are being stolen here you sound as if you make tons of money and for some reason I dont think you pay any more then I do , if I were to track each penny to where it all goes when split up to all the things taxes go to I would also bet that wouldnt even amount to enough to buy a stick of gum. The people this is affecting inn Wisconsin are workers just like me and you and who were probably unionized to keep from being screwed on there hard earned dollars by fat cats who could give two shits. I criticized your post and see now that it was really just an opinion and not really a fact based discussion . Just curious how what people are doing in Madison to protest and try to protect there jobs affect you and your life personally ? Do you live in Wisconsin? Do you live in madison? How si the situation in Madison right now affecting your home, your sleep or anything else? This isnt a protest of people on welfare or assistance. These are hard working people who are trying to protect there asses. You have every right to be upset and also have the right to free speech but why would you sit around and attack people who have nothing to do with you ? So you went into the army to go to college? Where did that money come from? It came from tax dollars that I and most likely most of then people protesting in Madison have paid over the years. Your mad at the wrong people.
March 10, 2011 at 10:14 pm
William, the IP address for you and your supporter “Tammy” are the same (Really close to [redacted], to be precise). If you are going to have a sockpuppet try to double team me, at least admit that “Tammy” is a significant other or something of the sort.
But on the comment itself. As for your initial criticism, nowhere in it was a reference to Wisconsin; rather, you merely chose to insult. That is fine, but then don’t come back later and start to try to claim that my linking to a story is not fact based. But I guess facts and links is name calling.
And when it comes to taxes, and your comments, I wish to thank you and “Tammy” for giving me a new post-worthy topic. See you in a second.
March 10, 2011 at 10:22 pm
i’m not hiding that i’m his significant other edward. there’s no reason to do that. as for the city and state…it’s not right
March 10, 2011 at 10:29 pm
yes, I asked her to read the things you had to say about me and have never been to [redacted]. In this post you were speaking on Madison and using the term handout class etc. etc. I dont have a sock puppet and she speaks her opinion not mine.
March 10, 2011 at 10:37 pm
For the record, I did delete the city & state of the IP address. I regret that part. The rest? Not so much.
March 10, 2011 at 11:46 pm
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