Archive for April, 2011

Dear Leftist Douchebag College Student Trash

April 30, 2011

Fuck you. Fuck your inflated self importance with the flaming fuckfist of reality in your hipster face. Fuck you for demanding that people such as me who fucking work for a living pay your way, while you fucking refuse to do anything about it. And fuck you because I can’t fucking stand seeing 19-year-olds who have never had to do anything more daunting than roll out of bed and ask Mom and Dad for an advance on their trust fund for the month demand we do more so that they can continue to play hackey sack and engage in vandalism and sit-ins while other folks their same age are fighting to preserve their douchebaggery.

Fuck you. Grow up. Realize you will have to do your part as well. And quit demanding we do it for you.

Want To Have A Religious Fast?

April 28, 2011

Drink beer and only beer. Oh, and finish it up like this guy.

“I made a bacon smoothie and that’s what I broke the fast with,” Wilson said.
He slurped down the smoothie after midnight on the morning of Easter Sunday. He was up late for an interview with the BBC in London for their Easter Sunday broadcast

Dear Birthers

April 28, 2011

Go away. Seriously, go the fuck away.

That is all.

My Taxes Paid For This?

April 25, 2011

As a resident of the state of Missouri, my taxes go to fund a lot of stupid stuff. But this is too much. Too fucking much.

Again. too fucking much.

Fuck this. Fuck my hard earned money being used to fund this shit. Funglefuck it on a shuffleboard table with that sand they use until fuckshock sets in. Fuck the arrogance of those who allow this to go unmonitored and unpunished. Fuck the media in advance for, inevitably, trying to spike this. And fuck anybody who dares to question my desire as a taxpaying stakeholder in my state’s public education system to see this sort of criminal indoctrination blessed and approved.

That is all.

Hey! Who Wants To See A Creepy Clown Video?

April 25, 2011

If You Want To See Trannies Roller-Derbying

April 19, 2011

You are in luck!

Recognizing that there are many definitions of “female,” the policy clearly defines what the term means for the purposes of WFTDA {Roller Derby League}-sanctioned competition. It states that a female is someone “living as a woman and having sex hormones that are within the medically acceptable range for a female,” to include male-to-female transgender and intersex persons.

The policy does not require that transgender athletes proactively provide the WFTDA with proof of “female” gender, but does articulate some standards for documentation. Should a review of a skater’s status become necessary, the policy mandates that it be done in a way that protects her privacy and relies on the medical expertise of her own healthcare provider.

Beer and Boner Pills Together?

April 19, 2011

Beer and Boner Pills Together!

The new tipple, which is guaranteed to beat brewer’s droop, goes on sale this week.

Downing just three bottles is equivalent to taking one of the blue pills which enhance men’s sexual performance.

The brew, called Royal Virility Performance, has been specially created to mark the forthcoming Royal Wedding.

The 7.5 per cent ABV India Pale Ale also contains extra aphrodisiacs including Horny Goat Weed and even chocolate.


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