Did Somebody Mention That Chuck Adkins Is An Asshat?

Fuck you, Chuck Adkins. Fuck you, k8cpa. Fuck you, Paleo Pat. Fuck you, “hardliner”. Fuck you, “biblejunky”. Fuck you, {random internet moniker this fuckjunkie uses}. Fuck your racism. Fuck your anti-Semitism. Aliyahfuck your Stormfront fascination with your jizzed over Ron Paul bullshit. Loserfuck you up your fat, shut in ass with the avenging fuckangels assigned to guard Mike at Cold fury’s wife for what you said about her. Fuck you for being unemployed and a fat loser. And fuck your pussy ass cowardice because you fucking came onto our property, shat on our carpet, and then ran away when the heat turned up on you.

You talk tough, but hide when countered? Dreidelfuck you with a gefilte fish. You think you are so cool, yet you haven’t had a job since 2005? Rainbowfuck you with Dr. King’s Dream. And you think nobody would notice your racism and vileness and not let it go unabated? Then brainfuck you with the flying fuckknuckle of knowledge.

No, Charles Patrick Adkins, racist asshat, you thought you could get away with stirring up your shit. You thought you could win with your “Master Race” mindset. And you thought we wouldn’t make you as famous as your failed attempt at internet awesomeness would allow? Then not only are you a fat, unemployed racist fucktard, but you are stupid as well.

So fuck you, Chuck Adkins. Fuck you until you get a clue, then fuck you some more. Go to hell, and get the Jodie Foster on the pinball machine treatment by whatever is down there.

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Where I Spike The Football

Watching Weinergate led me to this thought:

Hey Fellas! She’s Available!

Dear Stupid People

Fuck you, stupid people. Quantalfuck your blinding idiocy with the qualitative fuckquoll of quadratic quickishness. Fuck your quiritational fuckheadedness for thinking your First Place in the Fuckprix of Fistfucking stupidity would go unnoticed and slip by without fact checking. Fuck you for continuing to be a FAIL laden fuckpack of stupidity masquerading as a real opponent. And fuck you for thinking that if you push enough bullshit out there, it will help advance a lie you wish to spread without a response.

Good fucking grief! Get a fucking clue, and come back when you know what you are doing. If you think you can get away with what you want to get away with, let me present you with a visual representation of reality and common sense meeting up with your foolishness:

Dear Weiner Lovers and Defenders

Fuck you. fuck you so hard the stars fall from the sky and the planets scream the well fucked scream of the satiated. Fuck you for your slander as a defense tactic. Fuck your lies. Fuck your unwillingness to see the truth until it was too obvious even for you. Fuck you for refusing to accept the facts because you didn’t like who was presenting them. Fuck your arrogance in thinking that spiking this story would make it go away. Fuck your double standards. Fuck you for defending him simply because of his voting record. And fuck you because I want you to realize that your ancien regime mentality can no longer dominate and determine what is disseminated and discussed.

You lost this one, leftist agenda setters. So get rollfucked with a robustly rutile-cocked fuckram, and learn to accept the new reality where we will not accept your fuckitude lying down.