We Have Lost Another of the Greatest Generation

Sadly, Cheetah the Chimp has passed away.

Cheetah, the most famous of the sanctuary’s 15 chimpanzees, liked to see people laugh.

“He was very compassionate,” Cobb said. “He could tell if I was having a good day or a bad day. He was always trying to get me to laugh if he thought I was having a bad day. He was very in tune to human feelings.”

Ron Priest, a sanctuary volunteer for seven years, said Cheetah stood out because of his ability to stand up – shoulders tall, back straight – and walk like a person.

Cheetah also stood out for another reason, Priest said: “When he didn’t like somebody or something that was going on, he would pick up some poop and throw it at them. He could get you at 30 feet with bars in between.”

Add to those feats his ability to fight the Nazis, and we truly have lost a great one.

Hey Fellas! She’s Available!

Alison Brie Running?

Alison Brie Running!

Hey! Who Wants To See A Creepy Clown Video?

If You Want To See Trannies Roller-Derbying

You are in luck!

Recognizing that there are many definitions of “female,” the policy clearly defines what the term means for the purposes of WFTDA {Roller Derby League}-sanctioned competition. It states that a female is someone “living as a woman and having sex hormones that are within the medically acceptable range for a female,” to include male-to-female transgender and intersex persons.

The policy does not require that transgender athletes proactively provide the WFTDA with proof of “female” gender, but does articulate some standards for documentation. Should a review of a skater’s status become necessary, the policy mandates that it be done in a way that protects her privacy and relies on the medical expertise of her own healthcare provider.

Beer and Boner Pills Together?

Beer and Boner Pills Together!

The new tipple, which is guaranteed to beat brewer’s droop, goes on sale this week.

Downing just three bottles is equivalent to taking one of the blue pills which enhance men’s sexual performance.

The brew, called Royal Virility Performance, has been specially created to mark the forthcoming Royal Wedding.

The 7.5 per cent ABV India Pale Ale also contains extra aphrodisiacs including Horny Goat Weed and even chocolate.

Goat Packing Heat?

Goat packing heat!

The bizarre photo was first posted on forkparty.com, and has since been reposted by goat lovers – of which there are a surprising number – on Facebook and other social networking sites.
Greg Voakes, who runs an internet goat fansite, wrote: ‘Those goats are just so damn hilarious we don’t know what to do with ourselves…We would proudly ride this fine looking beast into battle any day of the week.’

Courtesy forkparty.com