The Heartland Institute Doesn’t Mess Around

Just ask these fools.

Oh, and to those who did the deed:

Fuck you, legal style.

Compare & Contrast

How the racist Tea Party treats a black man.

And how the filthy Occupywhatever carshitting fuckwipes do*

*Yes, I know. John Lewis never apologized for his lie claiming the Tea Party spat upon him. That said, the fact they treated a man of his stature in that manner prompts me to say this to their unwashed asses:

Dear Lawrence O’Donnell

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck your arrogant, socialist, racist, plantation-minded ass with the robot AIDS that is immune to treatment until you can see the future. Fuck you for thinking you can tell a black man who succeeded in life ON HIS FUCKING OWN what he should have done on race relations. Fuck you for treating a man who said, “Fuck it” to your plantation view of how the races should behave as if he was a traitor to his skin color. Fuck you with a common sense douchefuck for even thinking your loser ass has the moral high ground over a man who has done more to create jobs and wealth just by washing his hands than you ever did in your worthless, delusional life. And fuck you for daring to defend a mindset that was glaringly in FAIL mode as it was being troucefucked by the beauty of the free market on the other end of the screen, yet you were too fucking stupid to realize your failings.

Get fucked. Enjoy defeat and miniscule ratings. And try to continue to believe socialism can do better than free enterprie. That is all.

Did Somebody Mention That Chuck Adkins Is An Asshat?

Fuck you, Chuck Adkins. Fuck you, k8cpa. Fuck you, Paleo Pat. Fuck you, “hardliner”. Fuck you, “biblejunky”. Fuck you, {random internet moniker this fuckjunkie uses}. Fuck your racism. Fuck your anti-Semitism. Aliyahfuck your Stormfront fascination with your jizzed over Ron Paul bullshit. Loserfuck you up your fat, shut in ass with the avenging fuckangels assigned to guard Mike at Cold fury’s wife for what you said about her. Fuck you for being unemployed and a fat loser. And fuck your pussy ass cowardice because you fucking came onto our property, shat on our carpet, and then ran away when the heat turned up on you.

You talk tough, but hide when countered? Dreidelfuck you with a gefilte fish. You think you are so cool, yet you haven’t had a job since 2005? Rainbowfuck you with Dr. King’s Dream. And you think nobody would notice your racism and vileness and not let it go unabated? Then brainfuck you with the flying fuckknuckle of knowledge.

No, Charles Patrick Adkins, racist asshat, you thought you could get away with stirring up your shit. You thought you could win with your “Master Race” mindset. And you thought we wouldn’t make you as famous as your failed attempt at internet awesomeness would allow? Then not only are you a fat, unemployed racist fucktard, but you are stupid as well.

So fuck you, Chuck Adkins. Fuck you until you get a clue, then fuck you some more. Go to hell, and get the Jodie Foster on the pinball machine treatment by whatever is down there.

Where I Spike The Football

Watching Weinergate led me to this thought:

Dear Stupid People

Fuck you, stupid people. Quantalfuck your blinding idiocy with the qualitative fuckquoll of quadratic quickishness. Fuck your quiritational fuckheadedness for thinking your First Place in the Fuckprix of Fistfucking stupidity would go unnoticed and slip by without fact checking. Fuck you for continuing to be a FAIL laden fuckpack of stupidity masquerading as a real opponent. And fuck you for thinking that if you push enough bullshit out there, it will help advance a lie you wish to spread without a response.

Good fucking grief! Get a fucking clue, and come back when you know what you are doing. If you think you can get away with what you want to get away with, let me present you with a visual representation of reality and common sense meeting up with your foolishness:

Leftist Douchebags Discover The Law Has A Strong Pimphand

Hahahahaha! Fuck you, hipster douchebags. Fuck your attempts to refuck that which was unfucked by the Supreme Court’s Floccosely Fucksmack For Freedom’s Sake. Fuck your arrogance so hard, Chuck Negron’s replacement cock will explode from the shock. Fuck you and your hebetic mindset for thinking that celebritydom and a cute publicity stunt would trump the Constitution and the laws the rest of us are forced to follow and allow you to skip the line when it comes to the First Amendment. And fuck you simply because I love seeing people who think they are so fucking smart fail so immensely at satirizing a decision with which they disagree.