Here Is A Pick Me Up From All The Shitty News Out There

Christina Hendricks and her cleavage will undoubtedly make us all happy again.

Taco Shells Made Out Of Doritos?

Taco shells made out of Doritos!

WANT!

If You Were Ever Confused As To The Convergence Of Socialism and Ecotardism

I hope it is perfectly fucking crystal clear now.

Fuck them all. Fuck them for trying to ruin prosperity and modernity. Fuck them for being stupid. Fuck them for trying to think they can meddle in my life. Fuck their arrogance. And fuck them just because I fucking hate hippies and commies.

Ugh. This shit pisses me off, so here is a palette cleanser:

Dear Western EcoTards

Fuck you. Fuck you with the complimentary soaps you get in your bazillion dollar a night hotels for planning ways to fuck poor Africans over. Fuck your arrogance while making things more difficult for them to pull out from the shitholes in which they live. Fuck you for telling them you know what’s best for them-as you make their lives worse off. Fuck you for inflicting more disease and despair upon them in a near-genocidal pattern as you claim you are doing it to help the fucking planet. And fuck you for doing this from the safety of a chalet with heavy security to protect you, while millions of people suffer because of the by products of your decisions.

Get fucked. Or, better yet, spend a year with the locals, sans luxuries, so that you can see what life is really like. Maybe then, you’ll change your fucking minds and do what you can to help them out. But until then, shut up and fuck off.

That is all.

To The Union Thugs Who Assaulted Tabitha Hale

Fuck you. Fuck you with the fractured fuckstick of fury you only seem to wield when it’s a tiny woman and not a man. Fuck your obvious inability to have a real job, save being a professional protester and assaulter of women. Fuck your demands. Fuck your pussy-assed refusal to own up to what you did just a few weeks ago. Fuck your arrogance combined with cowardice and stupidity, enabled by a belief that you will not be held accountable for your goonish tactics. And fuck you, simply because I am fucking sick and fucking tired of what you and your ilk have done to destroy this country.

So you run away when it’s not a woman, eh? You know what I call that? Chickenshit, that’s what. So fuck off. Keep your fucking hands out of my pocket. And get a real job.

When New Civility, Anti-Semitism, and Rampant Stupidity Converge

Fuck you, leftists. Fuck you for using violence and gore the way you do, yet claiming we are the violent ones. Fuck your arrogance. Fuck your refusal to debate on even terms, preferring to try to override everything with your heckler’s veto. Fuck your membership in the high church of fraudology and terroristic ways against the “non-believers”. And fuck your rampant stupidity.

UPDATE: A source on Capitol Hill told NBC News that the note “contained anti-Semitic ramblings” and referenced the radicalization hearings. King is Roman Catholic.

Ugh. How fucking stupid can you fungling fucktards of fuckheaded fuckduggery be, thinking your tactics will work? How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe that even the Make Believe Media would spike something like this? And how fucking the maid with her skirt in her mouth do you have to be to think this would help your cause?

I hope you go to jail. I hope you see real justice. And I hope you get to experience how actions have consequences.

Duke Rape Accuser Back In The News

And not for a charitable donation.

Durham police say 32-year-old Crystal Mangum was arrested Sunday morning several hours after the stabbing that seriously injured her 46-year-old boyfriend.

This “lady” ruined the lives of untold numbers of people with her lies, and she is still allowed to walk the streets (probably literally) after what she has done? Great fucking legal system, Durhan, NC.