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Fuck you. Fuck your inflated self importance with the flaming fuckfist of reality in your hipster face. Fuck you for demanding that people such as me who fucking work for a living pay your way, while you fucking refuse to do anything about it. And fuck you because I can’t fucking stand seeing 19-year-olds who have never had to do anything more daunting than roll out of bed and ask Mom and Dad for an advance on their trust fund for the month demand we do more so that they can continue to play hackey sack and engage in vandalism and sit-ins while other folks their same age are fighting to preserve their douchebaggery.
Fuck you. Grow up. Realize you will have to do your part as well. And quit demanding we do it for you.
Dear Board of Directors:
As an investor and stakeholder in USA, Inc. (made possible by the taxes, errr…investments, I pay), please allow me to respond to our venture’s news from S&P today.
Fuck you. Fuck you forever with the financial fucktruth of flaming fuckitude. Fuck you for running our venture into the ground. Fuck you for stealing my venture capital and handing it to worthless fuckwastes from an afterfuck who didn’t contribute to our enterprise. Fuck you for making it more troublesome for me to pass on my shares of the venture to my daughter and have them be worth anyfuckingthing. Fuck you for offering ideas and plans that won’t resolve the problem and reward the investment I have made by being a productive worker. Fuck you for demanding even more of an “investment” from me, despite your failures in the past to right the ship. Fuck you for ignoring sensible and logical restructuring plans in favor of the plans that have never worked in the past. And fuck you because I can say so as a stakeholder.
That is all.
Fuck you. Fuck you with the wooden leg with a kickstand that your mother uses to jam up your goatsed fuckhole. Fuck you for your ignorance. Fuck your whoreson fuckitude with the fucktalons of the floating fuckhawk of freedom. And fuck you because you are a fucking idiot who dares to impute some sort of knowledge and insight you obviously lack onto people you do not know.
Don’t like the site? Fine. But you fucking came here to shit all over it. Don’t like my message? Fine. But you fucking came here to challenge it. And don’t like grammar and proper use of “you’re” vs. “your”? Fucking fine as well. But don’t fucking sit here and tell me that somebody such as Carlin would have hated me, for he never knew me, nor do you. Don’t fucking come here and tell me that he would have hated my refusal to accept bullshit forced upon me, for he himself said that he wanted people who formed their own fucking opinions. And don’t fucking come here to arrogantly claim you are such a fucking awesome writer and pundit who is so awesome, he need not even have a fucking site.
Look, disagree all you want with me, but don’t you fucking dare come here and tell me that people you don’t know would/would not have liked me or vice versa. So fuck off, and come back when you have a fucking clue.
Fuck you. Fuck you with the complimentary soaps you get in your bazillion dollar a night hotels for planning ways to fuck poor Africans over. Fuck your arrogance while making things more difficult for them to pull out from the shitholes in which they live. Fuck you for telling them you know what’s best for them-as you make their lives worse off. Fuck you for inflicting more disease and despair upon them in a near-genocidal pattern as you claim you are doing it to help the fucking planet. And fuck you for doing this from the safety of a chalet with heavy security to protect you, while millions of people suffer because of the by products of your decisions.
Get fucked. Or, better yet, spend a year with the locals, sans luxuries, so that you can see what life is really like. Maybe then, you’ll change your fucking minds and do what you can to help them out. But until then, shut up and fuck off.
That is all.
Fuck you. Fuck you with the fractured fuckstick of fury you only seem to wield when it’s a tiny woman and not a man. Fuck your obvious inability to have a real job, save being a professional protester and assaulter of women. Fuck your demands. Fuck your pussy-assed refusal to own up to what you did just a few weeks ago. Fuck your arrogance combined with cowardice and stupidity, enabled by a belief that you will not be held accountable for your goonish tactics. And fuck you, simply because I am fucking sick and fucking tired of what you and your ilk have done to destroy this country.
So you run away when it’s not a woman, eh? You know what I call that? Chickenshit, that’s what. So fuck off. Keep your fucking hands out of my pocket. And get a real job.
Fuck you, leftists. Fuck you for using violence and gore the way you do, yet claiming we are the violent ones. Fuck your arrogance. Fuck your refusal to debate on even terms, preferring to try to override everything with your heckler’s veto. Fuck your membership in the high church of fraudology and terroristic ways against the “non-believers”. And fuck your rampant stupidity.
UPDATE: A source on Capitol Hill told NBC News that the note “contained anti-Semitic ramblings” and referenced the radicalization hearings. King is Roman Catholic.
Ugh. How fucking stupid can you fungling fucktards of fuckheaded fuckduggery be, thinking your tactics will work? How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe that even the Make Believe Media would spike something like this? And how fucking the maid with her skirt in her mouth do you have to be to think this would help your cause?
I hope you go to jail. I hope you see real justice. And I hope you get to experience how actions have consequences.