June 30, 2008 Smut Dose
This is Tiffany Toth, and here is her gallery. I was tempted to say, “Thith isth Tiffany Toth, and thith isth hew other pithers.”
Never mind.
I picked her simply because she’s clean-looking. Seems all the new stuff out there was penii and juices flying around various orifices and being rammed up willing ladies , er, places.
June 30, 2008 at 11:50 am
Yes, she certainly clean looking — just like the URL pointing to her gallery. More please, I think I’m in love, or lust, or I love lust or something.
June 30, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Oops!
Um…it was those damned Liberals, cranky. They snatched the link right out of my hand and I didn’t even notice. Or it was space beings intent upon conquest or the Earth - I’m not sure which.
June 30, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Seems all the new stuff out there was penii and juices flying around various orifices and being rammed up willing ladies , er, places.
You say that like it’s a bad thing. But yeah, you’re right - she’s a doozy. I’ve got to stop falling in love with glamour (as opposed to pornographic; makes you sound like less of a degenerate prevert, I find) models. I’m getting tunnel vision. And what’s that thing between her Balboas? It looks like a pen. Or a compass maybe? Oh boy oh boy! Not only is she quite beautiful, but she’s also an orienteer. Incredible.
June 30, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I guess there’s nothin’ wrong with piercing penii and joyous juicings, but I draw a subtle (to me) difference between the styles.
Funny thing, Gibby - there were 38 clicks on the June 30 smut dose since last night, and not a single one of those whoosies bothered to mention the link was fucked up!
Only cranky - bless his behemoth balls - had the sheer guts to confront The McGoo and point out his (my) boo-boo.
Talking about ones’ self in the third person whist being the first person speaking to the listener (the 2nd person) confuses me. And no one ever mentions the fourth person.
The fourth person is the bystander who is eavesdropping on the conversation whilst thinking to himself, “Should I have the Kungpow Beef or the General Tzou’s Chicken?”
June 30, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Yeah, I noticed the link was bad, but I thought, ‘Fuck it. I’m a big boy. I can find my own porn.’
General Tzou should’ve spent more time fighting and less time cooking. Being the fourth person is really no excuse.
June 30, 2008 at 8:49 pm
That’s exactly right. General Tzou was pathetic. I never eat his chicken.
I’m sure cranky can find his own smut too - he just pointed it out to make me scramble to fix it. Luckily I remembered where I found it. Sometimes a final link is ten links away from a “known” net site for me: I just (hee) follow my nose til I see something worthy.
June 30, 2008 at 10:17 pm
One indithputable thing: Tiffany Toth hath beautithul tits.
That thing between them is probably some instrument to make sure they maintain proper balance.
June 30, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Like a gyro? Yeah - I could see that.
Or some kind of intimate Cavendish experiment to measure breastage gravitational constants.
July 1, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Cranky is pleased that the McGoo fixed the linky to the Tantalizing Tabitha. God was having a really good day when he put her together. What a fine, fine behind.
The liberals are always fucking with our pursuit of freedom and happiness and hornyness. Bastards.
July 1, 2008 at 9:11 pm
I’m of the opinion that Liberals should be ground up really fine and smeared onto condemned prisoners before their execution. I have no idea why this should be done.